Joke of the Day: 05-20-05
Hey guys! I can't stay long today...I actually have to go and take my only final this semester, which is my last final before I graduate from UMBC next thursday!
All I gotta say is...Woo hoo!! So here are some quick jokes for today :D
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly."
The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"
The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that is red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes," the man said and then he turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"
:p
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IronSerif] at [2007-11-10 14:41:21]
# 1 Re: Joke of the Day: 05-20-05
and last one...
A guy was spending the night with a married couple in their apartment. Since they didn't have a couch, they let him share their bed with them.
Once they all went to bed and the husband fell asleep, the wife whispered in the guy's ear, "Pull a hair from my husband's ###; if he is asleep we can have sex."
The guy pulled a hair from the husband's ###, and he didn't wake up, so the guy proceeded to make it with the wife. Not satisfied, the wife told him to do it a second, then a third time, which he happily did.
Finally, the husband rolled over and said wearily, "It's bad enough that you're screwing my wife in the same bed as me, but do you have to use my butt as a scoreboard?"
Alright guys time to head up to school. So while I try not to get too soaked by a rainy day in Baltimore, Good luck to everyone else who is taking exams or is about to graduate. Peace out!
:D
