Joke of the Day: 04-15-05
Well even though I tend to complain about that archaeology class every once in awhile...it's not that bad. Especially since the professor cancelled class today and wednesday lol! So this morning was a nice light morning since all I had to worry about was a stat quiz. Something about binomials and approximation...whatever that means ;) So hows school going with everyone else? Good I hope!
So anyone out there play that "Jade Empire" game for the Xbox yet? It's been getting killer reviews..I might have to pick it up from blockbuster sometime. I guess I should return this Star Wars Commando Republic game first haha.
And so while I get ready for a fun filled day at work (woo hoo...), Joke time! Enjoy guys :D
A punk rocker gets on the bus with green,
yellow, purple and orange hair. An old
guy sitting on the bus stares at him, and
the punk says : What's the matter, old man,
didn't you ever do anything wild in your
life? And the old man says : Yeah, one
time I screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you
were my kid.
[1106 byte] By [
IronSerif] at [2007-11-10 12:59:20]
# 1 Re: Joke of the Day: 04-15-05
As wrong as this is...for some odd reason I find it hilarious :P
A farmer in Arkansas and his wife are laying in bed one evening. She is
knitting. He is reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.
Suddenly, he looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that
humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh, yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "OK." He then gets up and walks
out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About half an hour later he returns, all tired and sweaty. "Well," he
says, "I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig
squealed, it's hard to tell."
...
# 2 Re: Joke of the Day: 04-15-05
Q: What did Nerd Pirates do in high school?
A: Run the projectarrrrrgghhh
Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people would have a chance to have sex!
And last one...
Q: what is bruce lee's favorite drink?
A: WATAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
lol how great is that. Come'on...you know you laughed :P
Alright crew I guess I should be heading to work to make some of that bling bling so I can get one of those ultra cool LED Belts. *silence*
Hehe have an awesome friday and go see "The Amityville Horror" this weekend! I know I'll be there!
# 7 Re: Joke of the Day: 04-15-05
Two chickens are on opposite sides of the road when one shouts to the other, "Hey, how do I get to the other side?" and the second chicken shouts back, "You idiot, you ARE on the other side!"
I know, corny and old as dirt, but I love that joke!
