Q: Why do we bury dead lawyers 10 deep and not 6 deep?

The worst thing with lawyers is that they have a lot of customers <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" />

What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.

Huh, that's not as funny.

What do you call a thread that's suddenly gone all FIRESIDE CHAT on you??

unacceptable!

seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!

Sounds a little more like Hillary to me... :p

Regardless, more lawyer jokes please!!!

I got a grrrreat lawperson joke-type joke.

the other day, i saw a lawyer,
then i pissed on him or her.

[quote]Originally posted by Scott:
<strong>What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Of course, that joke isn't really lawyery. It's like those nationality jokes that are different in any other country. Anyway, why isn't that joke that funny? Because you can say the following with the same ease, and it's just as funny, or not funny:

- What do you call a boat full of butchers at the bottom of the ocean?

- What do you call a boat full of bakers at the bottom of the ocean?

- What do you call a boat full of media moguls at the bottom of the ocean?

- What do you call a boat full of tourists at the bottom of the ocean?

- What do you call a boat full of people trying to make it through their friggin' life just as the rest of you sorry whiners at the bottom of the ocean?

A big fat mistake.

[quote]Originally posted by drewprops:
<strong>
seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Taken from <a href="http://www.dictionary.com:" target="_blank">www.dictionary.com:</a>

3 entries found for sarcasm.

sarcasm ** (*P*)**Pronunciation Key**(srkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.

A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit.

Way to suck the fun out of this thread, bunge! ;)

What does the trial branch do? Is that like beta testing or something for the judicial branch?

[quote]Originally posted by alcimedes:
<strong>yeah, i heard a good one the other day.

Everyone loves to make fun of lawyers, right up until they need one.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes, that's say in other words my joke :

[quote] The worst thing with lawyers is that they have a lot of customers <hr></blockquote>

That's what I love about AI -- ADD. Topic, what topic?

Ramblin', ramblin', ramblin'
Get those poster ramblin'
Rawhide!
Hyah! *whip*

GoED: That post made me laugh out loud.

ColanderofDeath: Explain the origins of your nick.

Sorry, wildy off topic, but...

*Whip-tash!* Hyah!

Owww, stop it!

Ah! Well that makes sense. Thank you!