Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it ...)
3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
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Sinewave] at [2007-11-15 9:15:33]
# 1 Re: Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
You forgot the most famous one...
"Hello miss, why don't you hop into Santa's lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
:rolleyes:
Moogs at 2007-11-17 15:22:02 >
# 3 Re: Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
[quote]Originally posted by Moogs ?:
<strong>You forgot the most famous one...
"Hello miss, why don't you hop into Santa's lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."
:rolleyes: </strong><hr></blockquote>
Outdated. .. the women are smart to that one by now ;)
# 6 Re: Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines
Why doesn't santa have any kids?
He only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney. :cool:
