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Poll: When will they get bin Laden?

And for bonus points: how?
[26 byte] By [BRussell] at [2007-11-15 9:15:07]
# 1 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by BRussell:
<strong>When will they get bin Laden?</strong><hr></blockquote>
They won't.
[quote]And for bonus points: how?<hr></blockquote>
Gross incompetence.
Belle at 2007-11-17 15:22:14 >
# 2 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Next week or two.

CIA hellfire into his car/truck while he's on the move.

[ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Scott H. ]</p>
Scott_H at 2007-11-17 15:23:14 >
# 3 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Christmas

Santa and his 8 Special Forces Elves.
Artman @_@ at 2007-11-17 15:24:12 >
# 4 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Within Three Months

Special Forces will either kill or capture him.
Logan Cale at 2007-11-17 15:25:17 >
# 5 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
I am with Belle on that one.

On both counts.

How deluded can you get :rolleyes:

- T.I.
The Installer at 2007-11-17 15:26:16 >
# 6 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
I'm with Belle and TI.

Not gonna happen, or, if it does, it'll be by a stroke of luck... or, they'll claim they got him by blowing up a truck or some nonsense, but it won't be for real.

Didn't anyone see "Wag the Dog?"
Jonathan at 2007-11-17 15:27:15 >
# 7 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
how do they know where he is?
maybe he shaved and got a haircut...
and is living in Paris...

stranger things have happened...
grand illusion at 2007-11-17 15:28:19 >
# 8 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
I also don't think they're gunna get him.
EmAn at 2007-11-17 15:29:11 >
# 9 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
I see a lot of reports that he'd have one of his cronies kill him before he'd be captured.

CNN is reporting 25 Taliban soldiers shot each other instead of surrendering.

Jeff
jeffyboy at 2007-11-17 15:30:21 >
# 10 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
How many people here thought we were in another "vietnam" and the ground war would go until next spring and the taliban were "fierce fighters". :rolleyes:
Scott_H at 2007-11-17 15:31:22 >
# 11 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]ON THE SOUTHERN AFGHAN BORDER**British and American special forces have narrowed their search for Usama bin Laden to a hilly area of just 30 square miles in southeastern Afghanistan, defence sources revealed Saturday.<hr></blockquote>

From <a href="http://www.fark.com/" target="_blank">Fark</a> via Fox.
Cake at 2007-11-17 15:32:21 >
# 12 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
The Taliban didn't cause 9.11; Al Qaeda did, and even if you manage to cut its head off, the war won't be won. Thankfully, they've lost a refuge and an associate, but I wouldn't parade around yet.
Mac The Fork at 2007-11-17 15:33:18 >
# 13 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Amazing. Early predictions were that this was an impossible mission that had little chance of success. The Taliban fighters were too wiley, and even the "mighty" Soviet Army could not conquer the land, just like the British Empire before them. Now the air campaign, combined with Special Forces and the Afghan resistance has routed the Taliban forces in the most rapid turnaround since John McCain supported George Bush for President. But to some of you, the U.S. military is still incompetent. No, it's the most potent fighting force on the planet, bar none. They will get bin Laden. If the result is that he takes his own life instead of dying from an American bullet, he'll still be dead.

As to the questions; sooner than anyone thought, I'd predict before the end of the year. At the outset, most seemed to think it might take years. How? Who cares! But I'd say he will be found dead rather than gunned down in close combat, or bombed.
Gregg at 2007-11-17 15:34:25 >
# 14 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:
<strong>

Didn't anyone see "Wag the Dog?"</strong><hr></blockquote>Sure did.

Everyone should see this film.
Member at 2007-11-17 15:35:20 >
# 15 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by Mac The Fork:
<strong>The Taliban didn't cause 9.11; Al Qaeda did, and even if you manage to cut its head off, the war won't be won. Thankfully, they've lost a refuge and an associate, but I wouldn't parade around yet.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nope, and I wouldn't want to be any lonely mofo thinking that their religious right was to join a terrorist group and get an easy ticket to paradise with 90 virgins in blowing his ass up in some unsuspecting Pizza Hut either.

Things have changed and it's never going to be a quick fix. But we (we as in the WORLD) are watching them...and we will strike back before OR after the cause.
Artman @_@ at 2007-11-17 15:36:23 >
# 16 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
He'll be gotten, though we may not get him. But after that event, what then? Is that it? No I think it would be much better if he ran to Iraq for refuge. Then we'd have an opportunity to settle-up there too. That'd be brilliant. I hope someone is working on it: a way to safely guide Osama into Iraq because if he's gotten in Afganistan the international community and the Americans are bound to turn wishy washy.
Matsu at 2007-11-17 15:37:24 >
# 17 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
You know what? I've been thinking about this. If bin Laden wants to save his skin and have any hope of coming out of this alive he should run to...

China.

Think abou it.
Scott_H at 2007-11-17 15:38:21 >
# 18 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Nah, the Chinese will put on a little diplomacy pageant, just to show the Americans up a bit, then they'll hand him right over. Too much money/economic/reputational development at stake there.
Matsu at 2007-11-17 15:39:25 >
# 19 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by Matsu:
<strong>Nah, the Chinese will put on a little diplomacy pageant, just to show the Americans up a bit, then they'll hand him right over. Too much money/economic/reputational development at stake there.</strong><hr></blockquote>

For one thing if bin Laden goes to any other country he'll either be shot on sight or that country will not be able to protect him. China is they only "superpower" we'd have to deal with.

At the very least they'll try to get something for him. The US would (and should) reject that. It will drag on. They may try to put him on trial for his role in China. We may never get him back. The longer they can drag it out the more they can use it as a thorn in our side.
Scott_H at 2007-11-17 15:40:23 >
# 20 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by grand illusion:

<strong>how do they know where he is?
maybe he shaved and got a haircut...
and is living in Paris...</strong><hr></blockquote>

I read somewhere (don't remember where) that he's 6' 5". It's kind of hard to just blend in when you're that tall. I think we'll get him but we won't know for sure. He'll be buried in some cave. Just as well. Some wacko would want to make the site of his death into some kind of shrine. And as long as there's no body it'll be harder for his supporters to make him inot a martyr. He'll instead become an Islamic version of Elvis. :D
spaceman_spiff at 2007-11-17 15:41:25 >
# 21 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by Scott H.:

<strong>You know what? I've been thinking about this. If bin Laden wants to save his skin and have any hope of coming out of this alive he should run to...

China.</strong><hr></blockquote>

China has it's own problems with radical Islam. They may not like us all that much but they don't want him.
spaceman_spiff at 2007-11-17 15:42:33 >
# 22 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
[quote]Originally posted by roger_ramjet:
<strong>

China has it's own problems with radical Islam. They may not like us all that much but they don't want him.</strong><hr></blockquote>

But he'd be a huge trophy for them. They'd parade him around and write up how China had to do what the US couldn't. Blah blah blah. They'd love to get him.
Scott_H at 2007-11-17 15:43:32 >
# 23 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Rumsfled (who fukcing rulz) is dropping hints that there are groups in Afghanistan that are looking to cash in on bin Laden. Doing our work for us. Maybe some tribesman will find the nearest US Special forces and present bin Laden's dead body drapped over a ****ing donkey!
Scott_H at 2007-11-17 15:44:32 >
# 24 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
With a $25million reward someone will collect - probably sooner than later. Now what condition he comes to us in might be debatabile. I wonder if they will pay for just the head or if they have to bring in the entire body. :rolleyes:
ac2c at 2007-11-17 15:45:31 >
# 25 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
I posted this thread because I think it will be very soon.

I believe they'll get him like they got his number one - he'll just happen to be where they bomb. I think they're systematically bombing caves now. My guess is within days.
BRussell at 2007-11-17 15:46:36 >
# 26 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Could Osama bin Laden be alive and well, and living with relatives in Miami? Why does everyone think he is *still* in Afghanistan? For convenience sake?
Samantha Joanne Ollendale at 2007-11-17 15:47:36 >
# 27 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Ya, China is not much of a fan of religion considering they are Comunist and therefore do not believe in religion. I also remember reading something abour radical muslims creating terrorism in China also. It is very unlikely that he would go there. Plus it isn't like China and the US are at eachothers throwts (heh I can't spell) They may be communist and the only other super power but they arn't crazy. (that whole plane fiasco was sooo our fault). Enough incoherence for one day!
solo at 2007-11-17 15:48:31 >
# 28 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
Doubt they'll ever find him and if they do he'll probably pull a Hitler to become a martyr.
MacFan at 2007-11-17 15:49:33 >
# 29 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
A quick definition of the term superpower:
Any country that has the capacity to completely wipe out civilization as we know it.

Countries that have this capacity:

1.United States of America

Did you see China anywhere on that list? Didn't think so. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
Trekkie at 2007-11-17 15:50:40 >
# 30 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
At the heart of US power is its economy. Russia could probably devastate you, but they aren't really a superpower anymore, in practise.
Mac The Fork at 2007-11-17 15:51:42 >
# 31 Re: Poll: When will they get bin Laden?
With the state Russia is in they couldn't devastate anyone but themselves, and any country that is unlucky enough to border them. ;)
Trekkie at 2007-11-17 15:52:42 >
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