Heres my typical ipod converation when in town.

"hi m8, u got an ipod"
"no"
"wots with the white headphones"
"My Cd player is white"
"comeon let me see it"
"no"
"stop being such an arse"
"No"
"M8 all i want to do is see it"
"Then go look in an electronics store cause i aint showin you it"

This is followed by abusive shouts sayin hes gunna get his mates and beat me up as i walk off.

Luckly i can get it out at college with out somone even batting an eye