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Funny Test Answers

So. Yeah, the title is pretty self-explanatory. My brother sent this to me, I think he got it from a friend or on the internet, but I don't really know. Some teacher got these hilarious answers for different exams, so I guess he/she posted them on the 'net.

Don't flame, if you don't like it, don't say anything at all. Enjoy!

Expand. You'll get it after a while.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/pic120524.jpg

Downright hilarious.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/n12812888_31421408_7579.jpg

I kinda don't get this one. (Hint: Look at the bottom)
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/n12812888_31421406_6941.jpg

Batman! Lmfao.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/KxKa1p.jpg

Sorry if you can't read this. Just save it and zoom in.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/essay1_3.jpg

Pretty funny.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/elephantintheway.jpg

A blonde answer.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/blondeanswer.gif

I saved the best one for last.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k239/Lemment/349_ohdear.jpg

Hoped you liked it.
[1279 byte] By [L33tG4m3r] at [2007-11-11 16:42:33]
# 1 Re: Funny Test Answers
I remember seeing the blond answer to x before on ytmnd here it is: http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com/ there is even one of Einstein finding x: http://einsteinmath.ytmnd.com/
Nickster at 2007-11-15 17:56:20 >
# 2 Re: Funny Test Answers
"Like All Things Spanish, it is dangerous"

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAAHAAH! http://forums.ionmac.com/style_emoticons/default/clap2.gif
baggss at 2007-11-15 17:57:20 >
# 3 Re: Funny Test Answers
I liked the one with the elephant in the way.

I actually laughed out loud, literally on that one.
mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 17:58:19 >
# 4 Re: Funny Test Answers
Sorry, I messed up the IMG thing for the Blonde Answer one, I fixed it now.
L33tG4m3r at 2007-11-15 17:59:24 >
# 5 Re: Funny Test Answers
I liked the one with the elephant in the way.

I actually laughed out loud, literally on that one.
It almost makes me want to write that on my next Physics test (where I've had almost identical questions...)

Of course, I'm not failing Physics anymore, so I probably shouldn't push it- especially not when I know how to figure that stuff out.
pohatu771 at 2007-11-15 18:00:23 >
# 6 Re: Funny Test Answers
Urgh, that first one takes me back.
neb at 2007-11-15 18:01:20 >
# 7 Re: Funny Test Answers
THAT WAS So FUNNY!
Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 18:02:24 >
# 8 Re: Funny Test Answers
http://colhumor-9.vo.llnwd.net/d1/ch6/5/c/collegehumor.de5ad3e59ae214e10f18e98c68285427.jpg

The ink is supposed be that of the teacher...

And http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7461/testprofdrawspic4649494xh7.jpg

I guess it's more like funny teacher responses than student answers though.

edit: http://kutwereld.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/pro_vs_noob.jpg

edit2: http://scienceblogs.com/evolvingthoughts/calc.jpg

I'm unstoppable, folks. edit3:

Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
papayaninja at 2007-11-15 18:03:27 >
# 9 Re: Funny Test Answers
I like the ninja turtle one.
Doc Evils at 2007-11-15 18:04:24 >
# 10 Re: Funny Test Answers
Amazing Stuff Guys!
Sephiroth at 2007-11-15 18:05:25 >
# 11 Re: Funny Test Answers
"Thus, they remain angry and keep killing us and burning down our trees with El Nio."

Can't stop laughing... classic.
habsrock13 at 2007-11-15 18:06:34 >
# 12 Re: Funny Test Answers
Q: define plutonium
A: a type of kryptonite

Q: what is a spider?
A: a bug that bit Peter Parker

Q: name the planet that isthe nearest to Earth
A: Hoth

and finally, a word problem

Q: you and a freind are going to walk to the theater see a movie. there are two possible ways to get to the movies. you want to take the faster way. one path is 300000cm long, and the other is 32km. wich way is faster?
A: depends on the movie. if its spiderman 3, im driving.
refman900 at 2007-11-15 18:07:33 >
# 13 Re: Funny Test Answers
theres my two cents worth.
refman900 at 2007-11-15 18:08:29 >
# 14 Re: Funny Test Answers
Pretty elephant
Stocky at 2007-11-15 18:09:35 >
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