The worlds worst story ever.
[39 byte] By [Jknation] at [2007-11-11 11:49:35] 
Larry was just reading a newspaper when
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he died...the end.anypats at 2007-11-15 18:09:10 >
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that was a really bad story...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 18:10:08 >
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the author thought... as he crumpled another paper. Then he (thanks for ruining it anypats you are no fun)
Jknation at 2007-11-15 18:11:07 >
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took his dog for a walk. Where he foundNickster at 2007-11-15 18:12:12 >
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a little coffee shop that sold the worst coffee in the world. He bought a cup and ...goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 18:13:11 >
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had an epiphany when he realized that mjmoonwalker had already posted a topic like this. He looked out the window andmjmoonwalker at 2007-11-15 18:14:10 >
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saw a cute looking lady walking across the street. He thought, I must remember to buy some watermelons and then ...goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 18:15:14 >
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tripped on his shoelace and broke his jawmjmoonwalker at 2007-11-15 18:16:17 >
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. The young lady quickly walked over and called an ambulance. The young lady rode with him to the...Nickster at 2007-11-15 18:17:14 >
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hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.The end.
Freddy_Ramone at 2007-11-15 18:18:15 >
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...the authors thought, until they went to bury him and he came to life! He casually left the graveyard and went...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 18:19:24 >
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to his local quickie mart for a delicious slurpee. When he discoveredNickster at 2007-11-15 18:20:22 >
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The slurpee machines hadn't completely frozen the slushee mx and was jus pouring liquid. This caused him to go...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 18:21:17 >
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hysterical and he started to point to every clock he saw until he realized that.....Jknation at 2007-11-15 18:22:23 >
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he had been buried naked. The Store ManagerNickster at 2007-11-15 18:23:27 >
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quickly covered his parts with a squishee cup.mjmoonwalker at 2007-11-15 18:24:19 >
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quickly covered his parts with a squishee cup.everyone in the store was puzzled as to why the manage used a "squishee" cup, and not the towl from the counter.
Nickster at 2007-11-15 18:25:27 >
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Hearing from everyone, the store manager said " well, towl from the counter is cheap andn squishee cup is expensive" but one man shouted,Jknation at 2007-11-15 18:26:21 >
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now were all out of squishee cups and that's what I wanted to buy because I love squishees when their soft and melted. To which the store manager replyedNickster at 2007-11-15 18:27:30 >
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"eat my dust!" for which man did thinking that he was being smart. Then out of blue sky, lots of money started to fall, for which everyone didJknation at 2007-11-15 18:28:32 >
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start to halluccinate and run around and streak every football stadium in the world leading tomjmoonwalker at 2007-11-15 18:29:27 >
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massive arrests and public executions of people that started really bad stories. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:30:25 >
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massive arrests and public executions of people that started really bad stories. The end.The first rule of improv, and this is improv, is to never say no. And to never say 'The End'.
LukeA at 2007-11-15 18:31:26 >
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Reboot - Start over Because we can always do that you just have to keep executing us =).Once upon a time, in a golden forest there was...
Nickster at 2007-11-15 18:32:36 >
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...the world's largest leprechaun. Actually, he was just a normal-sized crazy red-haired guy. He was engrossed by...LukeA at 2007-11-15 18:33:30 >
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his pot of... herbs. One day, a man came in the forest and found his por and he...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 18:34:31 >
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took a good long wizz in the pot. He then picked it up and.....baggss at 2007-11-15 18:35:36 >
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sniffed it and put it back down. Then chuckling softly he...LukeA at 2007-11-15 18:36:41 >
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shot himself in the head. The end.Luke go fly a kite.
toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:37:37 >
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...So he thought, except the gun was full of blanks. He saw a tube of toothpaste on the ground and he stomped on it.LukeA at 2007-11-15 18:38:39 >
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The toothpaste shot in his eyes, blinding him as he walked in front of a semi truck thus getting crushed and dying. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:39:39 >
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...But all that was just a dream that he had because of the toothpaste. He was in the forest. With no roads.LukeA at 2007-11-15 18:40:42 >
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...But all that was just a dream that he had because of the toothpaste. He was in the forest. With no roads.give up your dude is dead. your story is weak. ahaha.
The title of the thread is the worst story. I just ended the worst story.
toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:41:43 >
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New one:In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth....
baggss at 2007-11-15 18:42:37 >
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but he forgot to create elves. All of the politicl correctness groupd got all up his ### about it and he replied with...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 18:43:42 >
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"I am God, do not mess with me or I will make you all midgets."toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:44:43 >
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...but the midgets union protested so god turned tham all into...baggss at 2007-11-15 18:45:46 >
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Verita's. Then God turned his wrath on the noobs, pulverizing them all till none were left. Baggss stood there watching....toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:46:49 >
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..wondering how toothpaste and his conspiracy theory buddies would try to spin this one, suddenly...baggss at 2007-11-15 18:47:49 >
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out oif the sky fell hundreds upon hundreds of iPods! Then...habsrock13 at 2007-11-15 18:48:45 >
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this horrible story turned for the worst, as the conspiracy theorists came ablazing with their flame throwers setting the noobs on fire. Again, Baggss only stood there watching...toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:49:49 >
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all the noobs run around trying to put themselves out. Just then...habsrock13 at 2007-11-15 18:50:53 >
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the tinfoil-hatted Knights turn on each other and gesture menacingly toward one another with their flamethrowers. ...LukeA at 2007-11-15 18:51:48 >
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but along comes the forum moderators with hoses! All is fine until...habsrock13 at 2007-11-15 18:52:53 >
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..JMG comes along and explains why he has no brand loyalty 55 times in a row, then...baggss at 2007-11-15 18:53:53 >
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there was attack of toothpaste which everyone hate but now its fine due toJknation at 2007-11-15 18:54:51 >
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the fact that an asteriod the size of texas impacted with earth, killing everyone and this sorry story. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 18:55:58 >
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We keep being executed!Luckily for the oversized leprachaun their was a magical rainbox following him and it stopped right where he shot him self, his little lepracaun buddies revived him with their magical powers.
Nickster at 2007-11-15 18:57:01 >
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Then the lepracaun died because he realized that they don't really exist. The end.mjmoonwalker at 2007-11-15 18:58:02 >
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007 enters the room silently and stealth like.Nickster at 2007-11-15 18:59:03 >
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and then someone sneaks up on him and...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 18:59:54 >
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...offers to sell him car insurance from GEICO, he turnes and...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:01:02 >
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replys "Hello darling" and then quckly removes from his watch a tranquilizer and pokes the sales person in the neck.Nickster at 2007-11-15 19:02:02 >
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Sales person then decides to use his last strength to grab his leg andJknation at 2007-11-15 19:03:04 >
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..rips it off and begins to beat 007 with it, but...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:04:01 >
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007 snaps his neck like a twig killing him for good. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:05:04 >
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But luckily deep with end Q lab the replacement James Bond Emerges driving the Aston Martin Vanquish from deep within Londons underground.Nickster at 2007-11-15 19:06:05 >
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Only to find that Madpict runs out and jumps off a bridge making it into the car while it was speeding. He hijacks the Aston Martin only toipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 19:07:09 >
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...be killed by toothpaste. The end.baggss at 2007-11-15 19:08:11 >
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Once upon a time there a coconut husking technician that joined ilounge...toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:09:12 >
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...and was murderd by toothpaste. The end.baggss at 2007-11-15 19:10:12 >
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...be killed by toothpaste. The end.The product or the member?
LukeA at 2007-11-15 19:11:07 >
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As soon as Baggss and Toothpaste took over, this became the best thread ever.Good job guys!
Freddy_Ramone at 2007-11-15 19:12:10 >
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The product or the member?Yes.........
baggss at 2007-11-15 19:13:10 >
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...Once upona time, there was a very tiny man named--
mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 19:14:08 >
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Tim. Everyone called him Tiny Tim which he didn't likeNickster at 2007-11-15 19:15:16 >
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He especially disliked it when his wife called him "Tiny" Tim, but he would show her, the stupid biotch, he would....baggss at 2007-11-15 19:16:17 >
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smear toothpaste in her sandwiches, killing her slowly, but one day she........toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:17:11 >
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...caught him in bed with her younger sister, they were both hot and sweaty after a long passionate session of....baggss at 2007-11-15 19:18:18 >
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playing uno. She laughed and said, "I knew that you really aren't a man, not like the coconut husker I met the other day.", Laughing she walked......toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:19:20 >
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...out the window. Luckily it was a ranch house.LukeA at 2007-11-15 19:20:24 >
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Speaking of Ranches, the svelt and sexy coconut husker worked on a ranch, she thought back to their first meeting when he had touched her...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:21:16 >
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hand, she felt extremely concupiscent thus fainting. So the husker picked her pockets and .........toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:22:21 >
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...made off with a weeks pay, obviously she was wealthy. He also got her cellphone which contained pictres of her and her...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:23:25 >
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dinner from the night before. It was...LukeA at 2007-11-15 19:24:23 >
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toothpaste with sausages and cabbage. What a weirdo, he thought to himself as.........toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:25:21 >
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....he husked his coconuts roughly. At that very moment though, Tim, her husband, was...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:26:28 >
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the back of resturant. She jumped in the dumpster to get a free meal completely unaware....toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:27:22 >
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...that toothpaste, when eaten in large quantities, can be deadly. Even so, she continued...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:28:23 >
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till she turned green. As she fell........toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:29:29 >
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over she hit her head on a sharp object and died. The end.baggss at 2007-11-15 19:30:27 >
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Once upon a time a young man named Dennis started a site called ipodlounge, not knowing that......toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:31:31 >
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how to spell chihuahua... then he decided to....Jknation at 2007-11-15 19:32:29 >
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finally grant the seniors the power to terrorize all noobs, baggss came with his grenades. toohpaste sparked up his flame thrower sreaming........toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:33:30 >
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..obscenities. The flame-thrower then blew up in toothpaste's hands and he died. The end.baggss at 2007-11-15 19:34:37 >
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edit: once upon a time, there was a man without a watch who...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 19:35:32 >
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EDITORIAL NOTE: One user has already been suspended for extreme use of profanity directed at another user in this thread. This may be "Board Games" but the Forum Policies still apply here. Keep it clean or this thread will be closed.jhollington at 2007-11-15 19:36:36 >
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Dear Mr. Hollington,While baggss and I have fun, I as well as baggs have kept things pg-13 and within reason, at least in our limited views. Please do not close this amusing thread.
Then he was killed by a injection of tootpaste into his blood stream. The end.
toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:37:35 >
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wow, poor jknation :,(ah well
One day, larry was walking back to his apartment in queens when...
mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 19:38:40 >
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a truck carrying toothpaste ran him over, he died. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:39:40 >
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He thought... but then his Granmother woke him up with a big kiss and said...- GoldCoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 19:40:35 >
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Good morning!Would you like to shave my back for me?
He exclaimed!...
ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 19:41:41 >
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"God no!" and suffocated himself with a tube of toothpaste. The end.Freddy_Ramone at 2007-11-15 19:42:36 >
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Once upon the UN banned all toothpaste as it was causing so many deaths, everyone was forced to brush their teeth with...habsrock13 at 2007-11-15 19:43:45 >
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Gasoline and died. The end.baggss at 2007-11-15 19:44:46 >
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Once upon a time a guy named Baggss along with every single iLounger member died. THE ENDipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 19:45:49 >
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There once was a man from Nantucket...baggss at 2007-11-15 19:46:43 >
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who liked to throw up in a bucket. The local life guards swam out to the stranded bikini babe and said...- goldcoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 19:47:47 >
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want to eat some cheese with me? She said ok, only if you give me a...sosodef_87 at 2007-11-15 19:48:52 >
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massage. The lifeguards disagreed so theymrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 19:49:50 >
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decided to buy him an ipod because they almost stapped him on his left ear...Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 19:50:53 >
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which was easy to do seeing the ears were as big as an elephants.Just then a Rhino waterskied past the sunbathing gorilla, who yelled out...
- GoldCoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 19:51:48 >
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"Someone give me a banana back rub!" No one replied to it so he got cranky and started to throw around sand and...
ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 19:52:48 >
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porrige that was left over from the night before. His mother scolded him and made him eat every last drop of it. He then proceeded to...mrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 19:53:54 >
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walk to the grand opening of an apple store (opening the next day) so he could be first in line and then...Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 19:54:56 >
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picked up a product red ipod nano and sniffed it. it smelt good so he took a bite out of it. the apple employee ran up and screamed...ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 19:55:53 >
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"that red ipod contained a lethal does of killer toothpaste, you're going to die"The END.
toothpaste at 2007-11-15 19:56:58 >
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i dont get the it? "by killed by the toothpaste.The end"Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 19:58:00 >
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i dont get the it? "by killed by the toothpaste.The end"Read the first few pages of this very thread.
LukeA at 2007-11-15 19:59:02 >
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Once upon a time... poop.ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 20:00:01 >
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... the endmrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 20:00:58 >
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Once upon a time. Michael Dell invited what was called "the iPod." Steve Jobs saw the iPod and...ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 20:02:01 >
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pooped on it but then he realized then his poncho was lying on his carpet at home so he then proceeded tomrdantownsend at 2007-11-15 20:03:02 >
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sing his favorite Britney Spears song out loud, but only after...papayaninja at 2007-11-15 20:04:02 >
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dressed in a mini-skirt and drank a few lemonades. then he went down to the beach and saw...- GoldCoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 20:05:04 >
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eric lewis eating toothpaste and dying a horrible death. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 20:05:59 >
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LMFAOso then he went to hell....o operator
Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:07:01 >
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...and met bill gates.. he asked him..SuperNYK992 at 2007-11-15 20:08:04 >
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eric lewis eating toothpaste and dying a horrible death. The end.YAAAAAAYYY NO MORE USELESS "YaH I GoT OnE of ThoSe 2 aT FuTurREshop. ROFLAMETHROWR!" POSTS!!!
secondimpact at 2007-11-15 20:09:11 >
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what do u have against me> i dont post like that(except now!)Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:10:04 >
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...and met bill gates.. he asked him..so uh... between you and i if i gave you 20 bucks would you give me a pre released version of vista?
bill said no.
he then continued to say...
ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 20:11:05 >
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The secret to keeping your Windows computer virus-free is......gurg....ugh. Bill was dead.
LukeA at 2007-11-15 20:12:09 >
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he then continues to scream and then thinks over it. he then put an agent 18 on bill to keep the body scratch free. then ebayed the body for 50 billion dollars.
ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 20:13:11 >
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then bought a mac just to #### of bill gates!Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:14:13 >
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but was really disappointed with the mac limitations and poor product life so bought a real computer running XP and lived happily ever after.Then he went outside and enjoyed life and forgot about computers forever. He saw...
- Goldcoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 20:15:11 >
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but was really disappointed with the mac limitations and poor product life so bought a real computer running XP and lived happily ever after.You're funny.
LukeA at 2007-11-15 20:16:18 >
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"he saw"your mom jumping up and down
Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:17:11 >
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"he saw"your mom jumping up and down
because Pamela Anderson was having a cat fight with your girlfriend. You broke it up and said ..'girls, you both can have me' then...
- goldcoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 20:18:21 >
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because Pamela Anderson was having a cat fight with your girlfriend. You broke it up and said ..'girls, you both can have me' then...- goldcoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
You got Hep C from Pam Anderson and died.
LukeA at 2007-11-15 20:19:19 >
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and then u were in a huge coma listen to ur zune!Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:20:15 >
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apple then got another lawsuit for allegedly having the letter a in their company name...ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 20:21:17 >
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so changed their name to the better sounding iPPLE but was out of business a few weeks later . You started to run down the street because...- Goldcoaster ( http://goldcoaster.wordpress.com)
goldcoaster at 2007-11-15 20:22:22 >
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his cat and gerbil was on fire becauseEric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:23:18 >
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the exploding toothpaste caught on fire and killed everyone. The end.toothpaste at 2007-11-15 20:24:20 >
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just tell me this "killed by the toothpaste the end" what does it mean!!!!then all of a sudden the toothpaste took over the world but not...
Eric Lewis at 2007-11-15 20:25:23 >
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