YoMomma
rules are simple... diss the guy above you like they do on yomomma...
i'll start... yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the ocean the whales sing "we are family!" lol
[312 byte] By [superman56] at [2007-11-11 8:01:08] 
i just thought of this.......has any1 seen the new show on MTV? yomomma, well if you have you know what i am talkin about.....
rules are simple... diss the guy above you like they do on yomomma...
i'll start... yo momma is so fat, when she goes to the ocean the whales sing "we are family!" lol
# 1 Re: YoMomma
yo momma is so stupid(like the show and possibly this thread), it takes her 4 hours to watch 60 minutes.rooster at 2007-11-15 18:09:18 >
# 2 Re: YoMomma
this could be fun... jeez....yo mommas so dumb, i rang the door bell and she looked in the microwave. lol
superman56 at 2007-11-15 18:10:18 >
# 3 Re: YoMomma
yo mamma is so dumb......she saw the sign that said "disney world, left", and she said "where it go to?"
tampatrader at 2007-11-15 18:11:16 >
# 4 Re: YoMomma
lol i like that one ^^yo mommas so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
superman56 at 2007-11-15 18:12:21 >
# 5 Re: YoMomma
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!mjmoonwalker at 2007-11-15 18:13:20 >
# 6 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so fat when she wheres a red dress, every that sees her yells,"HEY, KOOL-AID!!!"rooster at 2007-11-15 18:14:19 >
# 7 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so skinny, she uses her ribbs as cheese graters lolsuperman56 at 2007-11-15 18:15:23 >
# 8 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so fa when she wear's high heels they turn into flip flop's lolzwolfe12 at 2007-11-15 18:16:25 >
# 9 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so small, she can hang glide on a dorito...rooster at 2007-11-15 18:17:23 >
# 10 Re: YoMomma
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.Blue_Dawg at 2007-11-15 18:18:24 >
# 11 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so stupid the tripped over the cordless phone.rooster at 2007-11-15 18:19:22 >
# 12 Re: YoMomma
Yo momma's so awesome she made me cookies, which were delicious.Freddy_Ramone at 2007-11-15 18:20:19 >
# 13 Re: YoMomma
Yo momma's so awesome she made me cookies, which were delicious.HAHAHAHA!!! Hillarious!!!!!
rooster at 2007-11-15 18:21:26 >
# 14 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money!ithing at 2007-11-15 18:22:21 >
# 15 Re: YoMomma
(off the show) yo mommas ##### has more friends then tom on myspace! lolsuperman56 at 2007-11-15 18:23:25 >
# 16 Re: YoMomma
Yo Momma's so poor that I saw her stealing free bread.ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 18:24:28 >
# 17 Re: YoMomma
yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "1 person at a time please"gbrandt3 at 2007-11-15 18:25:25 >
# 18 Re: YoMomma
Yo Momma's so old that when she saw an iPod... she said, oh back where I live our casette players are up to date.ipodphoto30 at 2007-11-15 18:26:30 >
# 19 Re: YoMomma
Yo mamma's so fat when she jump...she got stuck!gbrandt3 at 2007-11-15 18:27:28 >
# 20 Re: YoMomma
yo mommas so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund!!rooster at 2007-11-15 18:28:29 >
# 21 Re: YoMomma
your momma is so fat i had to get a Class B license to ride her last night... she gets any fatter im going to have to get my CDL so i can operate a fat woman with air brakesskateboarderx24 at 2007-11-15 18:29:35 >
# 22 Re: YoMomma
Yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says "to be continued"gbrandt3 at 2007-11-15 18:30:34 >
# 23 Re: YoMomma
Yo mommas so ugly your daddy takes her to work because he doesn't want to kiss her goodbyeMattJH2 at 2007-11-15 18:31:34 >
# 24 Re: YoMomma
Yo Mamma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinctgbrandt3 at 2007-11-15 18:32:33 >
# 25 Re: YoMomma
yo momma is so stupid she put two quarters up to her ear and said she was listening to 50 centjanaiwil at 2007-11-15 18:33:38 >
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