Wish Game

i wish this post would go away not a fun game :rolleyes:

You lose ten pounds, but you also lose $1000 for each pound lost.

I wish I had X-Ray glasses.

You become a ninja, but a pirate kills you.

I wish I had a painting of Elvis on crushed velvet.

Umm... I don't wanna make that bad, as I kinda like the sounds of that.

Urm...the monitors need new power cables.

Yeah...

I wish that I had a sandwich

You get your unlimited supply of snapple, but the only flavor you get is Buttberry.

I wish I had a calculator.

you get it but since it doesnt like u it runs away

i wish that the 49ers will win the next superbowl

You do but you always get pooped on my birds flying over you.

I wish I had one or more of every ipod model, color of model included.

You get it all in Canadian.

I wish I had surround sound.

you get them but you find out that those ipods and display have a manufactures defect and that gift card is null and void anywhere outside of China.

I wish I could take off work tommorow.

You move there but on your first day you get hit by a tsunami.

I wish I could throw something off the Brooklyn Bridge just for fun.

you do but that person steals all the stuff from your car everyday

i wish for fish

You are but you've lost all recall of anything else you've experinced in your whole life and all of your knowlede is depleted [besides math]

I wish that I had a turtle

It has wheels, but there are no seats and a small pack of extremely tiny unicorns are poking holes in your exhaust and are ####ting in your filters, making the car inoperble

I wish i had a new phone

u get bubbles but they pop

i wish i had a lap top with light scribe so i could make cool cds

u do but it puts lint on

i wish i had a camera in the apple ipod creation room lol :)

You've got it but it's all counterfeit and you get charged with fraud.

I wish I had a wealthy, british beau.

You do but it has a hole.

I wish I was Bill Gates.

You do but the coffee is cold.

Muahahahahahah!

I wish I had a better evil laugh:(

You do, but unfortunately it's where that red guy with the pointy tail and horns lives.

I wish my 5G had a built-in GPS receiver so I don't get lost in the woods.

Umm... Ummm... BAHHHHHH!!! *cries in corner*

I wish I won the 1,000,000th song on iTunes and you can't make my wish bad.

she does but goes into acting full time and becomes so much more famous that you wish she would go back to music. she doesnt and is on every talk show almost daily. she is so completely unavoidable you finally reach for the pistol in the nightstand and end the horrible life you brought upon yourself.

i wish orange juice was actually orange in color and not a yellowish orange

you get your whoppers, but gain extraordinary body fat in your hands only. your newly fat fingers cause you to never use electronics again.

i wish i had an off button for stupid people.

you do, but you accidentally inhale it and it gets lodged in your trachea.

i wish i had a chopper to ride on weekends.

Some thoughtful person delivers one to you, but then you discover that you've become lactose intolerant.

I wish my employer allowed iPod use while working.

he does but when he walks in u die

i wish i owned apple

If i knew what you were talking about, It would be so much better.

It explodes??

I wish My Bio project was complete and I I would get a 100 on it.

You get an evil mongoose!

I wish the person comment on my wish gets no wishes!

you do but you pay out 2 times your revenue in endorsements

i wish i had a coupon for one free piece of gum

You get them, but they last for 1 second each and then turn to the opposite.

I wish I was the genie so i get to choose which wishes get granted.

You get your 3 day weekend, but you are diagnosed with hepatitis A,B,C and HIV on the first day.

I wish that birds didn't have wings.

you get the atom bomb and blow up the white house but you become arrested and sentanced for the death penatly

I wish for everlasting world peace...

no wish?

I wish Amelie made a wish ;)

but yeah, that's pretty creepy that you want to blow up the white house mathwiz

You get your wish, but the Rolling Stones come down playing "You Can't Always Get What You Want", and Keith Richards steals your computers. All of them.

I wish I had two pennies.

you weren't creepy at all at age 14, but unfortunately, you were super creepy at 13 and everyone is still afraid of you!

i wish companies didn't outsource their customer service to foreign countries.

u get your wish but they stay green

i wish i could see a celebrity death match between steve jobbs and bill gates :)

floppy disks remain in production forever, however floppy disk drives are phased out of production, making the disks themselves useless (unless you have an older computer).

i wish customer service reps would say 'i don't know' instead of lying to me.

The forecasts become 100% correct, but unfortunately they predict nothing but rain and gloomy skies in your town over the next 6 months. :mad:

I wish I could go back 1000 years in time and safely return.

you get it, but you also contract herpes from a diseased dorito, then your head explodes from surprise and anger.

I wish I had a truly unbreakable comb [cuz my last "ubreakable" one broke.]

u get ur wish but it is a really really dark green that looks black

i wish that i wasnt dore from hockey conditioning

You are granted 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 dolars, but then you realize that you misspelled 'dollars' so your wish is worthless since 'dolars' is an unrecognized currency.

I wish my iskin was blue.

uh... where's your wish, superman?

Okay, back to me: I wish I were debt-free.

It has voice command abilities, but the only language it recognizes is Icelandic.

I wish I had a cow.

You get a guitar, but my mutant cow eats it.

I wish I had gas.

You become an Oscar Meyer Weiner, and everybody is in love with you. Which may very well explain why you get molested everywhere you go.

I wish that Chuck Norris would kick me in the face.

You get the Hindenburg.

I wish I had your face.

you realize after your wish that 'canadia' isn't a real place so you get banished to the gap between dimensions.

I wish I had some more Snapple.

you get them, but they're not laptop computers, they're laptop meals ( http://kids.kfc.com/) from KFC

I wish I had a turkey sandwich

superman, this is the second time you didn't state your wish! Don't make me come over there, lol.

I wish I had a flawless complexion.

the amreican dollars have poopoo stains on them and no one will accept them, and even the banks wont exchange it for normal $$$, so you can't get the flawless powerbook

I wish I had a drivers license

You no longer have broad shoulders, but only as a side effect of losing your arms in the car wreck mrdantownsend was in. (You were the other driver.)

I wish I had a better computer.

You get 2 more but they are the first generation ipods and you only have Windows.

I wish my back wasn't killing me right about now. :-(

It disappears, and the world is no better or worse. However, neither is your spelling.

I wish for a scoop of ice cream.

You are never again allowed to make a wish.

I wish to get a good grade on my math test.

LOL! That'll never happen!

Even if it did, none of them would like you, so you'd get stuck with all the shallow ugly guys.

I wish I had a new alarm clock.

they do but he gets injured beyond repair

i wish i could have one of everything in the bestbuy store

Originally posted by mrdantownsend
LOL! That'll never happen!

You either just called yourself shallow or ugly. It's lose-lose.

The dog has a mute button, but she uses it on you. It belongs to the dog. Get it? I'm sorry.

I wish it wasn't so hard out here for a pimp.

is that like the partridge in the pear tree? sry i dont kno...

if so they all get bird flu but and sing in sick ear damaging voices

if not im sry

i wish i wasnt so smart all the time but was still smart when i want to be but was impossible for me to show off and that some hot girl would like me for my wisdom and knowledge and marry me and we'd all have perfect little kids that did nothing wrong and that all u guys who can make this be very bad would be impossible for u to reply and that i had a penny to give to this grl at school for her birthday cuz i old her i would get her one but im broke becuz im too smart and brag too much and pay people a dollar every time i brag and so everybody at my school is rich except for me and i cry and i wish i didnt cry and that i wasnt so smart and that i didnt have to restate this thing over and ove again as my wish cuz i do that a lot and that i would never do that again and that i had more wishes for this game becuz i just used everything i can think of and that i had ice cream!

whew.... come up with somthin for that!!! HA!!!! HA!!!! HA!!!!

you get your cool name but all of a sudden in the rush of a new fad your old name is cool and you cant have your name back...

i wish i had a 1000000000000000000000000Gbps internet connection

you get your basketball hoop, but it's all bent out of shape when you pull it out of the packaging.

I wish I was on an African safari right now.

that's original :rolleyes:

You get it but it combusts when it touches your fingers, therefore making you catch on fire and getting 4th degree burns [which don't even exist]

I wish for a bag of sunflower seeds

who?

i wish jerry rice wouldnt have retired.

Originally posted by rooster
first off, superman, you don't know who john lennon is? ever heard of the beatles? thats depressing......

Let's just say he was kidding about that, rooster.

On to your wish: you're just as beautiful as me but even more neurotic.

I wish I had a cupcake.

Originally posted by Freddy_Ramone
You die on the toilet tomorrow morning.



wow... i dont use a toilet so that wont work (i use a can lol)

there are 30 hours in a day but they come up with new names for times and an hour is switched to the length of time for ean eternity and vice versa

i wish that i could walk into a lobby and set off metal detectors and when the guy says to put keys or spare change in the bucket thing, open my jacket that has lots of big guns and he says holy sh*t and then i shoot him... (sry i just watched the matrix)

It's not a re-run, but it is the series finale.

I wish I could buy the world a coke and keep it company.

he retires the bow tie but bring back the sweater vest.......

i wish my calanders in my room would change by themselves and not have to have me manually lift the next page each month.

We do but only for 20 minutes (metric time) and then we switch back because that's dumb.

I wish we were taught metric measurements in elementary school in the US since it is what most of the world uses and we have to learn it later on for science anyway.

u get ur marker but as youre running around to draw on stuff u trip in a slow motion manner and accidentally draw al over your face

i wish that i didnt have any tests tomorrow

Originally posted by rooster
first off, superman, you don't know who john lennon is? ever heard of the beatles?

yeah i think ive heard of the beatles


it doesnt take an hour and a half per dvd but now takes 3 days. (wow yours suxs lol)

i wish i new who the beatles are

they take 10 seconds, but then they have a ten second self-destruct button on them, which you always happen to hit

Grease really was your heard and you here it all the time it drives you mad

i wish i had more wishes and that they never go bad

I don't even want to make that bad. We can't listen to our iPods during MEAPs (Michigan Educational Assessment Program), which makes me mad, only because the MEAPs suck.

I wish I knew who put the bomp in the bomp sha bomp sha bomp or who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong.

"super-sangin' white-boy funk" becomes the de facto term for classic caucasian soul music, but then michael bolton makes a comeback and the term gets wrongly applied to similar artists who have no talent whatsoever.

i wish that cal (berkely) would blow through the brackets and take the championship over connecticut.

It ends, but your good run refuses to start. It's the alternator.

I wish I had a billion fajitas!

You get your iPod with a 300GB HDD, but your battery lasts only 17 seconds.

I wish I had a sandbox.

Originally posted by Freddy_Ramone
You get your iPod with a 300GB HDD, but your battery lasts only 17 seconds.

Originally posted by casa~la~rocka
I wish thongs had never been invented.

lol, funny stuff... I'd grant that wish but the fat people over here still bendover.

I wish to get a third part time job that actually pays.

its noon but all the alcoholic bevereges are gone

I wish i had 2 HI-FIs

you would get green eyes but you can only see everythin in green color.

i wish i had car

you get a digital camera but no matter what settings you use you end up crying because it is a wast of 6.0 mp coese the photos allways come out blured

well i wish for this game to stop

if i knew what the hell you were talking about this would be so much easier.

it blows up then.

I wish I had a parrot who was really cool and talked in 4 languages

you would have a monkey but he would trash you house.

i wish had a sandwich

uhhhh he doesnt but neither does the person u want to win....

i wish i had vending machine that produced everykinf of ipod for free by me just pushing a button.

Originally posted by casa~la~rocka
You do but it gets jammed and so you kick it, causing it to fall over on you and break your leg.

but at least i still have the ipods!

you dont but prision break turns to sponge bob so you have to watch that.

i wish new if windows was coming out with something new......

You think of a clever wish, but right as you are about to post it, a herd of Mongolians living in your colon decide to attempt to invade your gallbladder, causing a massive seizure in which you fall to the ground, convulising and twisiting, and you snap your spine, which in turn causes you to die. As you are ascending to the heavens, you realize your wish:

"I wish the Mongolians would leave my Colon."

And you got your wish.

I wish for whatever you're wishing for...

I die, but you go to jail for plotting my murder.

I wish that your wish has as much validity as a wish for a sandwich.