hot girl came up to me at school, asked about my ipod

More power to you.
But, not to burst your bubble, but she might only like you for your ipod.

kah kah kah kah!! What a golddigger!

Okay, well here comes my monologue

She'll totally go all sexy and perverted on you, you'll succumb to horniness, and give her your ipod on her birthday or valentine and whatever, and totally ditch you and say "you actually thought i liked you? man your a geek!!"

or.... yeah.

yeah man, im just trying to hit!

fixed

Originally posted by melsmusic

She's after the ipod, you're after her ....

Edited.

maybe. but I know what you were thinking.

ok so when should I call her, today or tomorrow

I just got back from my date with her. Everything went well, we went out to dinner and everything was great. We even kissed at the front door and are going out again tomorrow. I tried to call her to tell her goodnight but she didn't answer so I'll give her a call tomorrow. Now it's time to find my ipod, put on some love songs and go to sleep. I know who will be the star of my dreams.

Only 1 minute of looking jcsickz. I am sure you can try harder than that.

decent troll.

this is amusing.

:eek: And you didn't even get any......

march up to her at school and ask where's my ipod. then if she says idk just say i know you have it you were quite interested in it. If someone stole my ipod i'd come after their @$$ and get it back or a fight will break out.

ugh the power of girls, some use it for good some use it for evil. in this case evil.well go up to her when you see her again on monday at first sorta pretend like you don't konw she has your ipod. then start up a conversation about what songs she likes or something. then say speaking of music have you seen my ipod? if she says no give her an explanation, if she still says no tell her where did it go since you were rubbing my neck?

u give her power, and she decides what to do with it. wait, if you guys stood on the front porch and kissed, is this her house? if it is go to her house right now and ask for it.

guys I don't appreciate being called a troll, I may not be the best looking guy ever but I'm certainly not a troll.

Well if this story is true you really should have known from the start and held onto your ipod.

You picked her up with the ipod, as you yourself said and then complain when it is true after all... she wanted you for your ipod.

I am not sure I buy this story ... sorry. It just sounds too far fetched for me.

what a pathetic!

well, do you want to talk about grammer? originally, the sentence what I mentioned is 'what + a + adjective + noun + Subject + verb (or how + adjective + adverb + subject + verb). usually you can omit subject + verb if subject is already known like if sentence. gosh! that's nothing wrong my grammer, you're pathetic!

yeah, grammer -> grammar. whatever. what are you my teacher or something? when you type spell, you could do wrong sometime. so I do. what's deal with it. if you understand, that's fine. crisis!

Originally posted by d-bear
wait, you're not a native English speaker, are you?

Correct

Where were you when you think you lost it? Could you have maybe left it somewhere? I don't know that using that good ol' Jump to Conclusions Mat is very reliable.

Originally posted by melsmusic
Well if this story is true

i thought you said you were going to her house. take any action it requires to get your ipod back. btw are you in highschool or college old enough to drive or something?

Not buying it . . . but it was funny in parts

Duh, you don't take the iPod on the date with you, when she asks about it you're like "oh it's back in my room..."

*reads whole thread*

...o.0;

WTF, doesn't she go to your school?

sit outside her house with a gun in hand.

Wow, you guys are real professional hit men!

this story is as real as michael jackson's nose :rolleyes:

if u know wher she lives, why cant u find her? Does she not go home?

and what does thanks giving have to do with this? if my ipod was missing, i'd be hunting it down even on christmas or new years eve or whatever.

still no update.

Aslong as you beat up the P.U.S.S.Y a few times, she can keep the iPod.

L0L

maybe she lives in a "nuthouse" with him and they have limited internet time, which would explain the lack of update on the story.

Could it be possible they're iS&M freaks and they've strangled themselves with the earbuds?

Originally posted by CraigNB
If true = that girl is scum but so are you for just trying to get laid haha so in a sense you kind of deserve it.

What! That's ridiculous, what high school guy isn't trying to get laid?

It sounds pretty fake but I wouldn't be surprised if it's true, girls are sneaky. Especially the hot ones.

i still haven't heard an update on this yet.

close the thread.

Of course it never happened. He's so addicted to the iPod that he takes it out on a date, yet he didn't listen to it on the way home? Yeah, right.

This thread has become funny thanks to iPodPhoto30's need to find out if the kid got laid :D

Somehow I don't think we're getting an update...ever :D . There are too many loopholes in the story for it to be true anyway. It would be funny though if he comes back later and makes up another ridiculous addition to the story...

we should just add to the story ourselves...

it could become the iLounge myth in 5 years

decide to hide it in her... yes, cooter. He made a futile attempt to retreive it, when she called...

the worst anyone could do! He pulled a hand pistol he had tucked in his waist the whole time and held it to his temple and...

Moved to Board Games.

Nice move there Revolution. Now are we still continuing this little game?

Macromedia, Yes. The game will be continued.

Originally posted by CraigNB
the worst anyone could do! He pulled a hand pistol he had tucked in his waist the whole time and held it to his temple and...

pulled the trigger only to hear the hollow clicking sound of a gun that did not have the safety turned off. Surprised to find himself still alive, he decided that it must be fate that prevented him from taking his own life. He began to walk down the street and happened to run into...

Originally posted by jcsickz
quit hating you haters

well you just replied to us on somethign that means you've been reading. where's our update on what happened then?

i thought you just stopped reading our replies.

Anyways, he ran into a cop. The cop was taken immediately to her house. Then as he explained what happened, the girl sweet talked the cop. he was put into a trance and jumped out the window. He was really angry and was about to go crazy. so she asked you want this? huh you really want this? and she threw the ipod nano out the window....

is this a story or something why is this a board game ^_^;; ?

I got pretty "board" when reading the story...

ok, that was horrible. sorry. :D

This is a joke right?

She stole your iPod?

This is exactly what everyone said was going to happen

Originally posted by Nader172
There's always a way to find people. With the internet, phones, etc. etc. etc. And chances are, if she's avoiding you like this, she stole your iPod.

nicely said.

Originally posted by CraigNB
His eyes quickly darted to the window, then back to her beady eyes that were now flickering with a maniacal taunt, his eyes swiftly darted back to the window and in one quick leap head first he was brushing past the dry wooden frame of the eighth floor window...

surprisingly he survived without any injuries. becauase he landed on the cop who had jumped out the window earlier. but the ipod nano was missing... and they were fenced off in the side of the house. so no one could've taken it. he searched around the area around him but the ipod was nowhere to be found. oh how close he came to getting it back. but instead he found 440 USD in the policeman's pocket... and the ipod nano in the other.... (please keep the story going don't end it on the next post)

for the ipod nano, he was not willing to give it back to her. and he hid the cash in his back pocket where she couldn't see. he quickly slipped it in his pocket. As she is so agressive he didn't want to deal with her now that he had the money and ipod. and ran for his life. She chased him and even with her high heels on she still ran pretty fast. so now he was running for his life and she sweet talked a guy for a bike...

i hate trapped in the closet. but it would be a nice soap opera. it keeps ending in an interesting part. even though i don't like soaps.

Originally posted by ipodphoto30
for the ipod nano, he was not willing to give it back to her. and he hid the cash in his back pocket where she couldn't see. he quickly slipped it in his pocket. As she is so agressive he didn't want to deal with her now that he had the money and ipod. and ran for his life. She chased him and even with her high heels on she still ran pretty fast. so now he was running for his life and she sweet talked a guy for a bike...

as we all know she is a sweet talker. So now the race was really on peddaling away on her newly aquired huffy mountain bike towards her goal. sweat dripped down our hero's face as he was swiftly swung at by the oncoming terror from behind. *woosh* she missed, he kept running and running but oh no he thought they were on a downhill run now and she could easily catch him. which she did.

Originally posted by CraigNB
as we all know she is a sweet talker. So now the race was really on peddaling away on her newly aquired huffy mountain bike towards her goal. sweat dripped down our hero's face as he was swiftly swung at by the oncoming terror from behind. *woosh* she missed, he kept running and running but oh no he thought they were on a downhill run now and she could easily catch him. which she did.

And just as she was about to grab the nano, Adam, the brushed steel guy, grabs the nano and brushes it. The girl immediately loses interest because she thinks the waranty is void, but then...

the circus. where he is befriended by his fellow freak show freaks and also a pink elephant. he finally has found his home. where he is finally accepted for who he is untill...

kill Michael Dell! He hated Dell's MP3 players, so luckily this was a circus of electronics people. So one person caught it all on camera. Our hero decides to sue Michael Dell. Then cries over his snapped in half nano...

and buys a real iPod with his money [60 GB Video] and gets an Agent 18 case to protect it. He then proceeds to...

Fed up he puts XP on his computer, but he doesnt realize that he didnt put any antivirus software or even a good firewall with his new upgrade. Soon there after, his pc was filled with viruses, worms and trojans. This made his pc so slow that it took 2 hours for iTunes to start and then it would just crash. Then he got is identity stolen and was charged with buying over 400 new ipods. He tried fixing this by calling apple, but he was told that they couldnt do anything. He was also told that should have been using a mac . . .

I posted early on this: YOU WERE TO GET OWNED

Dont take the advice from me... and thats what happened

Yes i AM a wise monk.

o.O

Get real, people. It's obvious few of you have dealt with real women before. It's called 'making friendly conversation.' Not all females are out to get your iPod. Calm down.

happy with his new ipod. he finally feels safe. everything custom and his name on the ipod and everything just until the same girl showed up and ...

he fell down as any man would getting kicked in the baby maker. as he was down groaning about how it hurts, he held his ipod in his pocket. trying to make sure she doesn't acquire it. the girl decides to...

give her some pleasure...

?

threatens to chop his head if he doesn't give her his custom ipod. only then he finds out that he was being punk'd. mtv felt sorry about his story, and made a new show called pimp my ipod. since he customized his ipod so well. on his show he did...

Originally posted by Kristiano
MTV makes shoes?

sorry i meant show i edited it

hasn't been replied to in a while.

~*bump*~

OMG so ur the nerd i stole the ipod from!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

just kidding.

no offence buddy, but this story is way too far fetched for me to believe it. not even for a moment.

And we want to know more now than we did back in March? :confused:

I think this thread should be put out of its misery. :p According to the OP's profile he hasn't been logged in sincd January. What's the point of bringing this thread back?

It's amazing how this thread survived. I remember posting on it a while back just to rip on the guy, but then we all figured out that it was a load of crap. Don't believe it. I loved all the stories and things that people added on over the months and how it turned out to be a story. Interesting thread!

hilarious read.. specially the add ons by everyone else.

I'll second that... bwahahahaha.

Lol That Was So Funny!

very sad sad sad

Sometimes I just don't read a thread because it seems...well...stupid. Sadly, I decided to give in and read this one. I have once again learned why I don't read stupid threads.

It was entertaining, but not worth the ~10 min it took to get through all 11 pages. I guess I was hoping that perhaps it was, unlike the OPs dating experience, building to a climax somewhere. Alas it was not to be.