Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Anyway, nothing else to report on, so on to the funnies!
Enjoy :)
[208 byte] By [IronSerif] at [2007-11-9 14:51:59] 
Anyone else see Texas Chainsaw Massacre this weekend? Pretty good movie :) I jumped like 8 times...ok, so I'm wuss :P
Anyway, nothing else to report on, so on to the funnies!
Enjoy :)
# 1 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
1st Article- If you are part of the negotiating team and need a lil extra advantage in ending the standoff, do like they did in this hostage situation...offer the bad guy some beer! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=391&e=1&u=/ibsys/20031016/lo_ksat/1834537) Beer helps unite both good and evil.2nd Article- Still looking for that dream job? Do you live in California? Then check this out...Work for Lego! (http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,60764,00.html) Hah..I remember a long time ago I bought that big'ol lego ship...that thing was crazy.
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:08:41 >
# 2 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Speaking of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre...I came across this...The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Atari Game! ( http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0834/index.html) I'm sure this thing had to be a hit...IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:09:40 >
# 3 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Ok sticking with the video game theme for a few more mins here. Found this long list of Old Video Game Ads! ( http://cvmm.vg-network.com/ads.htm) Just go through the list...lol gotta love the "starpath Supercharger"! Some of these names are...uhm...more than creative ;)
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:10:39 >
# 4 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Well this really isn't "Funny" but I figured I should post it and share it with everyone. A friend emailed me this video clip from The Home Shopping Network (http://www.933flz.com/audio/video.asx) where they are selling a ladder. But the guy who is demonstrating the ladders falls off.Some people might think its funny, some might not.
Either way, falling off of a ladder sucks
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:11:44 >
# 5 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Well I don't consider myself a genious...but I think I'm correct in saying that this website is not in english ;)Anyway this website has pictures of a guy who ski's, but has made a homemade ski thing lol. Basically he put a big'ol fan on his back to push him.
I guess this is equivalent to the home made segway eh?
Check out the pictures! (http://home.swipnet.se/peckas/kick.htm)
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:12:43 >
# 6 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Now here is a topic we can all relate too...Alien/UFO Abductions!I'm sure all of us either have been, know someone, or have thought that you have been abducted at one point. You can't hide it...I'm sure at Miller Time you've spilled more info that you would have like to.
So Check out this website here (http://www.anw.com/aliens/52questions.htm) to view 58 signs of being abducted by a big'ol Alien.
Don't be afraid...share your experiences...
:p
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:13:41 >
# 7 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
Time for some Jokes!There are three girls in a car, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, when the car suddenly breaks down. It?s miles to the nearest gas station, so the girls quickly grab supplies for the long walk. The brunette brings water, the redhead brings food, and the blonde removes one of the car?s doors and brings it. When they finally arrive, the gas station attendant says to the brunette, "Why did you bring water?"
The brunette replies, "Duh, in case we get thirsty, so we can drink."
Next the gas station attendant asks the redhead why she brought food. "Duh," the redhead replied, "in case we get hungry, we can eat."
Finally he asks the blonde the question he was really curious about. "Why did you bring the car door?"
"Duh," the blonde replies, "in case we get hot, we can roll down the window."
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:14:45 >
# 8 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
one more :)Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn?t know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:15:48 >
# 9 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
The Alien Abduction is my favorite...but...
You guys have to check out that Home Shopping Network video clip. When the guy falls, the sales lady is like "Well you know it's a very slippery floor over there..."
SO the reason he fell off of the ladder was because of the slippery floor...write that down lol!
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:16:45 >
# 10 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-19-03
A very well endowed young lady went to the doctor for her annual check up. The doctor told her to remove her clothes and get up on the examining table. Shyly, she said to him, "Oh doctor, I just couldn't undress in front of you."
"Ok. I'll turn off the lights for you, you undress, then tell me when you're ready," the doctor said.
A few moments later, she called out, "I've undressed, doctor. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Just place them on the chair, on top of mine."
IronSerif at 2007-11-15 18:17:46 >
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