Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Didn't get a chance to post the Funnies last night/this morning, we went to Jasons Woods and didn't get home till 4ish. For those of you who haven't been to Jason's Woods, it's basically a very popular Haunted Attraction.
The package deal costs about $22 and includes 5 attractions. The first couple of attractions are ok, but the best attractions there was the Haunted Hay ride, Barn of Terror, and 3D carnival of fear (yes you get cheap 3D glasses :D).
Well time for the funnies!
Enjoy :)
P.S. For those who saw House of the Dead, what did you think about the randomly placed arcade clips throughout the movie?
[675 byte] By [
IronSerif] at [2007-11-9 14:36:03]
# 1 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
I had the 2nd part to the XiaoXaio Beer ad, but I can't find the link :P So I'll look for it later.
But until then, I found another funny beer ad!
Click here to view the clip ( http://www.milkandcookies.com/article/2040/)
Talk about true friends ;)
# 2 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
In the mood for some gruesome stick figure animation? Well check out this stick figure animation of Vehicle Survival Test (http://site132.webhost4life.com/igsdann/movies/vehicle.html). Basically it's a series of stick figures that attempt to stop a car from running over them.
I dont' know about you guys, but I always have cars trying to run over me as well...:confused:
# 3 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Throughout the past week, I was on a search for something that could top the WiFi Bosster Spray that I posted a couple weeks back. It was a hard journey, but I believe I finally found something that is just as useful as the WiFi Booster Spray...
A 12oz Bottle of ButterFly Pee! (http://www.predatorpee.com/butterflypee.html)
That's right...and I'm sure you can pick it up at Wal-Mart or K-Mart...who wouldn't want a bottle of this stuff?!?!?
# 4 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
This is from a buddy of mine in another forum, Thanks Wolfman!
The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store...
1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, Someone to love. After meeting you ...(inside card) - I changed my mind.
2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.
3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ... (inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.
4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ... (inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.
5. Someday I hope to marry ... (inside card) - Someone other than you.
6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ... (inside card) - Almost lifelike!
7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me.. (inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.
8. We've been friends for a very long time ... (inside card) - What do you say we stop?
9. I'm so miserable without you ... (inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.
10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ... (inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?
11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket... (inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.
12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday......(inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.
13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia).
14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...(inside card) - What was I thinking?
15. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . . inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.
# 5 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Might as well keep this dsyfunctional ball rolling!
Take this quiz ( http://quizilla.com/users/londonbelow/quizzes/Which%20Dysfunctional%20Care%20Bear%20Are%20You%3F ) to find out which dysfunctional Care Bear You are?
We all have a lil care bear in us all...
# 6 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Time for some Jokes!
After watching a rather hot love scene on cable, the husband looked over at his wife and said, "How come you never make love to me like that?"
"Are you kidding me? Do you have any idea how much they pay those people to do that?"
# 7 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Originally posted by IronSerif
Might as well keep this dsyfunctional ball rolling!
Take this quiz (http://quizilla.com/users/londonbelow/quizzes/Which%20Dysfunctional%20Care%20Bear%20Are%20You%3F ) to find out which dysfunctional Care Bear You are?
We all have a lil care bear in us all...
represent baby
http://images.quizilla.com/L/londonbelow/1038911106_rraverbear.jpg
# 8 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully
enjoying himself,
when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
head with a huge
frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on
it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?
Marylou was
the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later he is
once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan
swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called."
# 9 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and
then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.
Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you
see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you
deduce from it?"
Watson yawns and tries to play the game. "Well, this clearly tells us the
weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny."
"No, my friend. It's much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent."
# 10 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Top Ten Reasons Why Star Wars is better than Star Trek
10. In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp -- The Millannium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a wookie.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh -- After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. One word: Lightsaber
6. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire withone glance
5. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is "M" class or not.
4. Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters (That's one for Star Trek!)
3. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I"
1. Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power -- Han Solo floors it.
# 11 Re: Funnies: Week of 10-12-03
Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help.
One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
Sandy approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself.
Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
