i like my ipod like i like my women...
flawless and naked. :-)
after dealing a lot with about 4 different types of cases, remotes, 2 pairs of headpnes and 2 pairs of ear buds...im finding the best solution for me at school is the way the ipod was intended! no case and stock headphones! i think the headphones sound really great for my taste in music and they are simple and look good. I know the ipod scratches easily but that's a risk im willing to take to make people jealous :D
# 1 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Covered in bees?
# 2 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Pale and square?
# 3 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
flat?
# 4 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Easy (Nothings easier than the iPod)
# 5 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
With multiple ports?
MikeM at 2007-11-15 18:13:53 >
# 6 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
pale and square, haha good one
# 7 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
I take it there are no Eddie Izzard fans in the house?
# 8 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
with curves
i also use stock headphones at school, no remote, but i keep my ipod in a iskin and another neoprene case which completely zips... cant be too careful
bb_dg at 2007-11-15 18:16:58 >
# 9 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
No... you have it all wrong!
Touch-Sensitive!!
azdude at 2007-11-15 18:17:55 >
# 10 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
small, white, and expensive?
# 11 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
I love Eddie Izzard!
"I like my coffee like I like my women...covered in BEEES!"
LOL
# 12 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Full of Mick Jagger?
palexc at 2007-11-15 18:20:52 >
# 13 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Ready to pass out?
dmt1 at 2007-11-15 18:21:59 >
# 14 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Willing to fulfil every wish but opposed to sexist threads?
;-)
# 15 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
No, I don't think that's what he had in mind...
dmt1 at 2007-11-15 18:23:57 >
# 16 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
mounted and loud? :cool:
# 17 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
With Madonna's signature laser-engraved on its rear end?
c.c.r. at 2007-11-15 18:25:58 >
# 18 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Slim
User-friendly
Less desirable when there is a new generation out
# 19 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
The way I use my iPods. Bareback Baby!!!
Thats without a case for all of you with your mind in the gutter. ;)
# 20 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
True.. I always use it with the rubber on, and realised today how much nicer it is to touch without protection...
(I'm talking about using the iSkin... of course)
# 21 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
cold and bitter
No- wait- that's my coffee...
kojak at 2007-11-15 18:30:08 >
# 22 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Elegant and eclectic.
But I'm not sure what message the pearl white iSkin is sending... :eek:
kojak at 2007-11-15 18:31:07 >
# 23 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
free.
Wait im dreaming again...nothings free in todays world isn't it?
# 24 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
With the docking port uncovered?
dmt1 at 2007-11-15 18:33:07 >
# 25 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Turned on with a light touch.
palexc at 2007-11-15 18:34:11 >
# 26 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Expensive and loud?
Neil33 at 2007-11-15 18:35:11 >
# 27 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Originally posted by Neil33
Expensive and loud?
Your iPod is from Long Island?
palexc at 2007-11-15 18:36:17 >
# 28 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Highly charged and rarin' to go...
Shame it doesn't last long mind ;)
GuyVer at 2007-11-15 18:37:12 >
# 29 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Easy to turn on. :cool:
# 30 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Easily replaced...
loGan at 2007-11-15 18:39:19 >
# 31 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Originally posted by dmt1
With the docking port uncovered?
Ha!
Originally posted by plaexc
quote:
------------------------
Originally posted by Neil33
Expensive and loud?
------------------------
Your iPod is from Long Island?
:p
This thread is too funny.
# 32 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Skinny and white.
In my pocket and at my fingertips at all times.
# 33 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Obsequious, yet didactic
kojak at 2007-11-15 18:42:13 >
# 34 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Under my thumb.
Just like Mick says!
Neil33 at 2007-11-15 18:43:16 >
# 35 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
I have the ability to push its buttons......................
A "pause" button, push it and sound stops......now that?s paradise! :p
# 36 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
...In the palm of my hand....
# 37 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Enjoys lots of flashy accessories and hot when mounted.
This thread is the most hilarious one I've seen. Thanks to whoever started it and to all of those who have contributed.
# 38 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
I was the first one to use it
# 39 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
I'll take elegant and eclectic. But how 'bout we turn it around, ginalee?
Great to listen to, always ready and lasts for 4 or 5 hours?
(I think most of this thread is a giggle :D )
# 40 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Small, breakable, and with no stamina?
Dude, you're talking about little kids. That's sick.
# 41 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Originally posted by spksmom
I'll take elegant and eclectic. But how 'bout we turn it around, ginalee?
Great to listen to, always ready and lasts for 4 or 5 hours?
(I think most of this thread is a giggle :D )
Enjoying this thread immensely,
*with a male ipod in mind (and thinking of the 4 or 5 hours bit - wishful thinking)*
I'll take "giving me what I want, anywhere and everywhere"
:D
Alicia
# 42 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
haha even the mods are getting their feet wet. :-)
# 43 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
in my pants (or pocket atleast :))
bb_dg at 2007-11-15 18:52:28 >
# 44 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Heard but not seen.
Neil33 at 2007-11-15 18:53:33 >
# 45 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
[QUOTE]Originally posted by ginalee
[B]Enjoying this thread immensely,
*with a male ipod in mind (and thinking of the 4 or 5 hours bit - wishful thinking)*
I'll take "giving me what I want, anywhere and everywhere"
:D
Hmmmmmm. Exactly!
# 46 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Even though I really want to be all girly and offended, I can't be, because this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.
jaclyn at 2007-11-15 18:55:31 >
# 47 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
small on the outside, but lots of memory inside.
able to compliment my moods.
odorless and light on the baggage!
shes always throwing a party in my pants!
she may get tired after 8 hours, but by then i'm usually spent too.
simple! (why is this asking so much?)
i can press her buttons all day.
her name is so easy to remember, its written on her forehead.
when i give her what i want to give her, she begs not to be disconnected.
she can buffer before I even ask.
she can get pretty loud when i turn her on.
hehe...i luv my ipod
iv4iv4 at 2007-11-15 18:56:27 >
# 48 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
wow, iv4iv4, how's about you leave some for us? ;)
it'd have to be white, and elegant for me...
# 49 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Originally posted by prototypechild
Covered in bees?
THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.
Or jam.
riley at 2007-11-15 18:58:31 >
# 50 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
or macclear case?
# 51 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
she looks so fine in the buff, leather, vinyl, silicone or neoprene, and even aluminium...??
# 52 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
aluminum ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. nahh, just naked for me
# 53 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
bright, white, and with my hands all over her....:)
# 54 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Empty and in a box
(Gotta wait till xmas to get mine)
Hor5e at 2007-11-15 19:03:43 >
# 55 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
as of yesterday, replaced.........
# 56 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Originally posted by deftdrummer1
as of yesterday, replaced.........
ummm...the 'Pod, the woman, or both?
# 57 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Nope, new woman, ipod is gone though :-(
# 58 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
how about multifuntional, sexy, and easy to turn back on even after the worst problems.
nil at 2007-11-15 19:07:48 >
# 59 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
fat and black. Oh.
# 60 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
sluggish and finnicky
# 61 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
needs a good docking at least once a day.
"Always treat your ipod like you treat your woman"
"What you mean take her to see your mother"
"No! Get inside her four times a day and take her to heaven and back"
# 62 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
now were into treat your ipod like you do your favorite porn. Bring it with you everywhere. Know it inside and out.....its there for you in the time of need... uh oh
# 63 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
able to easily slide onto my large dock as i upload and download all day long.
# 64 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
The Jebus ..fat and black. Oh.
brillant
# 65 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
ahh ... volume control.
pmad at 2007-11-15 19:14:46 >
# 66 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
pleasuring me while i pleasure someone else.
# 67 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
simple, yet elegant..
# 68 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
easily scratched
12345 at 2007-11-15 19:17:49 >
# 69 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
Originally posted by olimorgan
"No! Get inside her four times a day and take her to heaven and back"
What does this have to do with iPods. Thats just plain dirty! :D
This is one of the funniest threads I've seen.
# 70 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
under your control?
Spud8 at 2007-11-15 19:19:58 >
# 71 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
I agree, the scratches add authenticity to it, and its just wrong to cover up the iPod's beauty!
# 72 Re: i like my ipod like i like my women...
fast and easy?..............not
