Funnies: Week of 09-14-03

At some point in our lives, we've all come in contact with water guns, one way or another. And not just one water gun, you know every single one of u used to try to pack at least 2 or 3 water guns on ya. Cause if you only had 1 water gun...no chance!

Check out This huge gallery of water guns! (http://www.sinasnet.nl/Watergun.HTML) From super soakers, to hand guns, to lil fishy shaped guns...they all squirt water.

Ok, it's time to throw a game in here. There's always time to play some lil flash game...even though it may not change your life dramatically ;)

Like Pong? Like Plinko? Time to play some Plinko-Pong!! (http://www.jeffwofford.com/pachong.html) I love it when they take two or more games and just put them together...lol.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Thanks goes out to Impulse29 for this stuff.

Some useless facts:

Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down

A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.

Women blink twice as often as men.

Sigmund Freud's first three scientific papers concerned fish.

The first issue of Playboy, in 1953, which sold for a mere fifty cents, was never dated, because Hugh Hefner assumed he'd never publish another.

The three foods Americans say they dislike the most are tofu, liver and yogurt.

Uncle Tom's Cabin was the first novel to sell more than one million copies.

40% of people who move to a new address also change their brand of toothpaste at the same time.

Apples are more effective at keeping people awake in the morning than caffeine.

The first letter Vanna White ever turned on Wheel of Fortune was the letter "T."

Two hundred million M&Ms are sold every day in the United States.

There's only one inanimate sign of the Zodiac - Libra.

Apples are a member of the rose family.

Milk delivered to the store today was inside a cow two days ago.

The average pencil can write 45,000 words.

Giraffes rarely sleep more than 20 minutes a day.

Thomas Jefferson invented the coat hanger.

It is possible to lead a cow up stairs, but not down.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

Lions sleep almost 20 hours a day.

The average lifespan of a major league baseball is seven pitches.

It takes a week to make a jelly bean.

Two sisters owned a cattle ranch that needed a new bull, but they only had $600 between them. The brunette sister offered to fly around the West, seeking a prize bull with the understanding that, if she made a deal, her blonde sister would drive their cattle truck to pick up the new bull and haul it home. The brunette hunted for weeks and finally found an excellent bull for only $599. She paid for it and then drove to the telegraph office to tell her sister. The telegraph operator explained that the cost of a telegram was 99 cents per word. After paying off the bull, she only had a dollar left. "How can I tell her in just one word?" she puzzled, then told the operator to send just the one word, "comfortable." The operator shook his head. "How will that make your sister figure out that she should bring the cattle truck?" The brunette explained, "My sister's a blonde. She'll read it very slowly!"