Funnies: Week of 09-07-03

It might be late at night, but we can always find somethin to read! Why? Cause we can ;)

1st Article- Well you're a freshmen in college, and you have broadband access. What do you do, study or play? (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=internetNews&storyID=3361984) Hmm...hard decision :P

2nd Article- Planning on stealing something? I suggest that a GPS device is not on your list. (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Midwest/09/01/offbeat.gps.thief.ap/index.html) Chances are...they'll track you down!

3rd Article- Where is the best place to grow $1 million worth of cannabis and get caught? Well 100m away from the police station! (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,2647737a11,00.html)

4th Article- After getting pulled over for doing 182 mph in his Lamborghini Diablo, (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/09042003_bb_182mph-update.html) this guy tells the officer that it was impossible cause his wheels shake when he goes faster than 70 mph. DUDE! your speedometer starts at 70mph!

5th Article- So what do you do when you have an unwanted animal in your back yard? Do what this guy does, and hold it for ransom for $50. (http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/09042003_bb_catnapping.html) Who are they to tell you that you can't hold anything for ransom?!?

I'm getting sleeepppyyy. But you can't forget the Random and Misc. stuff! Whacky stuff is always great...especially the stuff that makes you go "wow...unbelievable". Like those glow in the dark toilet seats...

1st Random thing- This is great. Someone posted this, I forget who but when I remember or find out I'll give credit to'em :) The Fast & The Furious...mini style! (http://illstab.com/sz_images/238.gif) 1/64 fast 1/64 furious

2nd Random thing- Check this out. The 20 Worst Movie Titles in Hollywood History! (http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/badmovietitles/index.html) Why am I not suprised that Gigli is on there. Although I actually like the #1 worst movie title lol. What do you guys think?

3rd Random thing- I really don't know why I'm posting this, but here it is. The Psychic Ant Farm. (http://www.stairwell.com/pharm/) Ask the ants...

4th Random thing- Still need some tips on dating? Check out this flash tutorial on How to Impress your Date! (http://www.zefrank.com/date_1/navigation.html) Check out #15, that is my personal fav. I do that on every date.

And last but not least....A new Strong Bad Email! ( http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail83.html)

Goodnight everyone! :)

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You don't want me to post this stuff anymore?

I appreciate everyone's opinions and I'm glad the community express' them with me.

If the iPod Lounge crew doesn't want me to post this stuff here, that's not a problem, just say so. But I have been posting this stuff in 6 other forums for just about a year now and all of those forums have shown massive support, so that is the only reason I continue to do it.

Just because it fits in other forums doesn't neccessarily mean that they fit here, and I totally understand that.

Whatever conclusion the iPod Lounge Community decides is fine with me. I'll continue to visit here regularly, but w/o posting the funnies. But I will continue to post them in the other 6 forums.

Probably the "most" replies a single funny thread has had was between 60-75. Replies really don't mean much to me, since 10-15 replies will be from myself, posting links to games, movies, articles, etc.

But the most "views" a single funny thread has had was 500+. That by itself is enough evidence for me to continue posting this stuff in that one particular forum. And the other 5 forums average 150-200 views per week, and that is enough for me.

I don't get paid to do this by anybody, and this does cut into my partying time on saturday nights, as I tried to get this in between 2am and 3am.

I post it for the joy of doing it, and the fact that we all need to take a step back from "on topic" subjects and learn to kick back, relax, and enjoy something different. Yeah, it's great to talk about modding your rig, paintball, ipods, headphones, consumer electronics, computer programing, PDA's, modding your xbox. But man...I think it's definitely ok to read an off-topic article, view a silly auction on ebay, or play some stupid 500k flash game every once inawhlie.

Sorry if I made this long, and thank you for those who have read this or even read the funnies. If the iPod Lounge Community wishies that I do not take up Off TOpic space by posting the funnies, then please let me know.

Thanks crew :)
-IronSerif

I find that remark offensive in the extreme to blonde coyotes and the endorsement of cruel methods of trapping unacceptable on this forum. There may be young canines reading this.
:D

lol :p

Why do blond coyotes have bruised belly buttons?

Er, uhm, never mind...

Just in case it ever comes up in a game of Trivial Pursuit a "cajote" is actually a African smoking pipe - a big bowl with several pipes coming off it so a several people can all have a puff at once.........

Originally posted by MadPict
Just in case it ever comes up in a game of Trivial Pursuit a "cajote" is actually a African smoking pipe - a big bowl with several pipes coming off it so a several people can all have a puff at once.........

But could ONE person use several pipes at once? Like if you were in a really big hurry, or had a really bad day or something? That's what I want to know...

Hey mrm, did you ever get your ipod working? Did you try the Shure's, or did a coyote eat them? And I tried your suggestion with the cajote of putting a pipe in every orifice; at first it was kind of enjoyable in a hedonistic sort of way, but a few pipes now seem to be sort of stuck, and, having had an adverse experience with explosions in the past (I tried exploding once before, but I have to admit I didn't particlularly care for it), I'm heading to the emergency room.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday

How many blond coyotes, smoking a cajote, does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Another good news/bad news

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, Mr Jones.
Patient: OK Doc, what's the bad news?
Doctor: I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate both legs.
Patient: And the good news?
Doctor: The chap in the next bed would like to buy your slippers......

and in that line:

doctor: mrs. watson you have a malignant carzinoma in your left lung.
mrs. watson: thank god, doctor! i feared it was cancer.

Originally posted by Impulse29
Hey serif, i'm still your #1 fan... if you stop posting, u can always send me PM's... or you should start a fanlist, and have weekly jokes sent to email;)

#1 fan! Woo hoo!

lol thanks dude :)

Actually, sometimes I find some stuff that I think is inappropriate cause of the langauge content...but it's still funny. I can send u those links/jokes through PM if ya want.

I do that with some other friends of mine in other forums...and they share links/jokes/funnies with me too :)

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man. The guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?"

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" asked the bewildered guy.

The girl replied, "That's me before the surgery.