Funnies: Week of 08-24-03 (Early Edition)

I know, it's late, as usual...but we can still read some random articles!

1st Article- In the marching band? U should be glad you're not in this marching band...ticketed for underage drinking (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/education/2424581/detail.html) AFTER ATTENDING an alcohol awareness class.

2nd Article- This is probably the next greatest thing to post it notes...Super Post-it Notes!! (http://www.charlotte.com/mld/observer/news/6590479.htm)

3rd Article- Why would a jail guard have to scrub toilets? Because he urinated on the prisoners! (http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/strange/081903_ap_sn_urine.html)

4th Article- 102yr old man seeks 3rd wife. (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3309165§ion=news) He's still chuggin along...

5th Article- Plannin to throw a sick party? Wondering how to cover it up? Blame it on a robbery! (http://news1.iwon.com/odd/article/id/348185|oddlyenough|08-18-2003::08:47|reuters.html)

6th Article- Don't ever, EVER, throw a surprise party for this guy...he shot 6 of his friends by accident! (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=4RPRN2A14E3BKCRBAELCF FA?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3293827)

Ok, get sick enough after playing with that flash thing? Time to sit back and watch some movies!

1st Movie- Here is a talent show (http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Web_Links&file=index&l_op=visit&lid=3217) with some kids doing some crazy breakdancing stuff. Too cool for me!

2nd Movie- If there is one thing I love more than those spoof mac movie clips, are spoof mentos ad clips! (http://mywebpages.comcast.net/briced/mentos.htm)

Alright crew...last section of the night for me! Random stuff!!!!

Randomize your life :)

1st Random thing- View this site (http://www.vomit.com/) if you think you can handle a bunch of scrolling words in whacky color combinations.

2nd Random thing- So you're a big bingo player? Well next time you go to the bingo hall bring one of these cards with you! (http://www.catbirdseat.org/catbirdseat/bingo.html)

3rd Random thing- Need a new workout routine? Try strapping a parachute to your back while running! (http://www.fitness4rugby.com/indexjs.html?/products/product_chute.htm)

4th Random thing- Of course I had to sneak an ebay item on here...check out the Honda TRX 300! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6708&item=2416103189) Now that's a hip ride

5th Random thing- If you hate the movie Gigli...please visit this site (http://home.earthlink.net/~jsensebe/gigli.htm)

6th Random thing- And what better way to end this random stuff section than with Things you wouldn't normallly expect to find in vending machines! (http://www3.tky.3web.ne.jp/~edjacob/vending.html) Pretty cool eh ;)

is it just me, or are you talking to yourself here?

?? He provides humor to us all!!!!!

Yup, I read them too. He might be talking to himself but we are reading it!

Stefan

guy walks into...
the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You've been fired from every job."

"Yes," says the man.

"Well," continues the executive, "there's not much positive in that."

"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I'm not a quitter."