iPod sexual inuendos
The possibility for sexual references with an ipod is nearly infinite "its so small" etc etc. lets see how may we can get...
1. Girl walks up...
Girl "wow, what is that ?!?!"
Me "It's my little wonder"
Girl "wow, it's so ... small... and ... white"
Me "yes, its how their meant to be"
Girl "well, ive certainly never seen something like that before"
Girl gets bored and walks off
# 1 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Oh, boy! If this thread gets dirty enough, I can use my newly found Super Powers to shut it down. :)
# 2 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Ok I had the same conversation, but it was with a guy. How much did that suck? Big Time!
# 3 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
wow my post really is going somewhere... come on... please...
# 4 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Let's see...is that 20 gigabites in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.
I'd like to establish a fast firewire connection with her/him and transfer some hot files?
Does your button glow red in the dark too?
Maybe not.
# 5 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Always wear a case! ;)
AMG at 2007-11-15 18:13:09 >
# 6 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Is that the back of an iPod in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them.:D
# 7 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
ok ok ok...I have to get in on this post...um lets see...I'll try to keep it clean..this could be a little corney but here goes:
Go up to a girl and say:
Just like my iPod, I can satisfy you for hours.
huh? what do you think? LOL maybe not.
2point3L
# 8 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Originally posted by 2point3l
ok ok ok...I have to get in on this post...um lets see...I'll try to keep it clean..this could be a little corney but here goes:
Go up to a girl and say:
Just like my iPod, I can satisfy you for hours.
huh? what do you think? LOL maybe not.
2point3L
That one was pretty good.:)
# 9 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
Hehehe, this is truly hilarious!
# 10 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
I've got the right firewire cable for your port!
ToddW at 2007-11-15 18:18:13 >
# 11 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
i have a hard drive in my pocket for you
come touch my scroll wheel
it can be operated using just one hand
it may be small...but its performence leaves nothing to be desired
gozer at 2007-11-15 18:19:11 >
# 12 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
:rolleyes:
on a side note, awesome avatar gozer! :) :D
m.r.m. at 2007-11-15 18:20:09 >
# 13 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
thank you.
i like the little [apparently a censored word].
gozer at 2007-11-15 18:21:15 >
# 14 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
My buttons are heat sensitive!!!!
ToddW at 2007-11-15 18:22:10 >
# 15 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
... it's all in the touch:
touch me there and i'll sing like tears falling from an angel
... touch me here and i'll scream like a banshee ...
dcbell at 2007-11-15 18:23:14 >
# 16 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
The volume is adjustable BABY!!!
ToddW at 2007-11-15 18:24:18 >
# 17 Re: iPod sexual inuendos
these little buds produce tiny little vibrations that send unmeasurable vibrations through your body.
well its a bit sad really....:eek:
