Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Wow, to think, in a couple of weeks I'll be complaining (along with others) about how school is getting ready to start back up! Been a weird and fun week, lotsa parties and lotsa foam in my eye haha...man does that stuff burn.
Oh, and you think Denny's has good food at 2 in the morning? IHOP's food tastes just as good this late/early too...so glad they're right across the street from eachother!
Just wanted to give you the heads up...Go see American Wedding! Funny movie!
Anyways, on to the funnies...so I can head to bed :)
Enjoy!
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IronSerif] at [2007-11-9 13:07:40]
# 1 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Lets start this thing off with some short movie clips...
1st Movie Clip- Remember last week we played that game called "Defend the Castle"? I bet you didn't know that there was a Commercial of the lil flash game (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=111534) out there! Bring on the T-Shirts!
2nd Movie Clip- Do you play Yu-Gi-Oh! or Magic or any of those other card games? Well Don't play against this guy and win (http://clanid.gamedaemons.net/)...Cause it'll hurt!
# 2 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Time to move on to some flash stuff. Don't have a whole lot here...but I know you'll enjoy it! Why? Cause it's sooooooo early in the mornin!
1st Flash Thing- Here are some small flash clips (http://www.napsterbits.com/) of napster...
2nd Flash Thing- I would only advise clicking this link here (http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/naughty_bits/naughty_bits.htm) if you think you are cool and need an ego boost...
# 3 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
You know what goes here and what to expect...
Ya ever just crave for a certain drink that you don't have...and sometimes can't even think of the name of it? Or even think of what exactly you're cravin for but know you're cravin for it? weird eh?
1st Misc. Thing- Here is a link (http://www.cs.virginia.edu/oracle/arnie.html) that lets you type in an actor or an actress and it will tell you how they have any relation in Hollywood to Arnold Schwarzenegger
2nd Misc. Thing- Ever wonder how they throws those lil ships into a bottle? Learn the secret here! (http://shipbottle.by.ru/english/how/)
A real question would be...actually...I can't think of a better question right now...we'll get back to this...
3rd Misc. Thing- Play the
Colour & I Game (http://www.humorbomb.com/ColorGame.html) to find out what truths lie within your character. The Game will reveal your financial, fashionable, romantic, and friendly traits. Blah blah blah...I just want to know when I'll win the lotto!
# 4 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
No Better Way to end tonight than with some games :)
Halo would be the ideal game right about now...but I guess we'll hafta find some alternatives!
1st Game- Ever want to be Robin Hood? How about Legalos? Now you can by playing LongBow! (http://www.starcarlton.com/Flash/Longbow.htm)
2nd Game- Feeling kinda crazy tonight? Think you can handle a bit more than shooting a bow? Time to play Seconds of Madness!! (http://www.gotoandplay.it/_games/_som/secondsOfMadness.php)
3rd Game- You know what was kinda a cool game? Marble Madness baby!! Here is a game (http://www.candomultimedia.com/3dStressBall/3DStressBall.htm) with kinda the same principles...except with some twists in it :)
4th Game- Now this is a cool version (http://www.plasticmartians.com/play.php?gameID=5) of that breakrout game. I might play this some more before I go to bed...I love variations of this type of game :)
Goodnight everyone!!
# 5 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Couldn't help it...one more..hehe.
Checked for a new Strong Bad Email...but he's got a lil post it note up saying that he's working on his new cd lol!
Check it out...
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
# 6 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
ok ok ok i'm headin to bed after this...promise!
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking up out there and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time.
# 7 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Time for some nift reading material! Here are some articles I came across throughout the past week...enjoy!
1st Article- Corporate sent an email out to everyone about an article of a teenager using the camera in his phone to catch a criminal (http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/2003-08-01-phonecam-crime_x.htm). I guess Corporate wants us to use this as a new sales pitch lol
2nd Article- One thing I hate about traveling on airplanes is waiting for your lugage, or losing your lugage! Well...imagine losing the Stanely Cup!! (http://www.canada.com/news/story.asp?id=7AE1EAC7-9B0B-49DA-8DEE-3783CC4EC147) Isn't that a sin?
3rd Article- Ever try origami? Hate it? Well I guess all that neet folding and creasing really upset this guy who set fire to 140,000 origami cranes! (http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/news/20030801p2a00m0fp015000c.html) I mean...I never really got mad at my origami paper for not folding perfectly...cause it's the papers fault, not mine...
4tth Article- Are you one of those people who watch a sci-fi show so much that you learn a langauge of a different species? Well if you are, you may be eligible to apply for a job at a Hospital (http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/05/10/offbeat.klingon.interpreter/index.html). Maybe I should learn another species langauge, cause obviously me being sexy isn't enough for these employers now-a-days..
5th Article- Well maybe instead of learning another langauge to get a job, we all can just join
The Unitd States Beer Drinking Team (http://www.msnbc.com/news/947292.asp?vts=080220031850)
# 8 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Found a couple more articles that deserved to be posted :)
1st Article- Still need another reason not to drink and drive? How about this article about a man who was driving intoxicated, then stripped down naked, went for a swim, got out, and got hit by a car. (http://www.toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20030803/NEWS17/308030005) Plenty of reasons for me, lol
2nd Article- Do you buckle up when you drive? Plenty of teens don't, because it's not "cool" and it "wrinkles" their clothes. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=534&ncid=534&e=5&u=/ap/20030803/ap_on_he_me/unbuckled_youth) Kids these days, I tell ya...lol
# 9 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
So you've reached level 17 on Defend your Castle and can't stand those tall stick figure guys that you can't pick up and drop down?
What to do next?
Go and play with Mutan Digital Toy (http://www.protozoo.com/mutant/en/online.html) and change the nose, eyes, and mouths of different people.
Isn't this part of that witness protection program? lol!
# 10 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.
There, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven?
Was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
"Keep away from those," she said, "they're for the funeral."
# 11 Re: Funnies: Week of 08-03-03
Like south park?
Take this south park quiz! ( http://html.local6.com/sh/quizine/833921/index.html)
