Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Here's a lil history on the Funnies...
On saturday nights (well really sunday mornings) I would come home about 1 or 2 am in the morning...and by that time I've already had a great night and I'm in a great mood...but I still wasn't ready for the night to be over with.
So I would browse the internet looking for crazy, whacky, and funny stuff(who would have ever thought you could find that stuff on the Internet?). I needed some extra fun stuff to end the night with...I would then share whatever I found with the forums that I visited...
And so it started..the 2am funnies. 2am was the typical time I would post whatever funny stuff I have found. For the first few weeks/months it would only be a few things here and there. And then I would find a good amount of random stuff.
It turns out that in many of the forums I participate in, besides viewing the funny material I have posted...they have also submitted the funny stuff they have found throughout the week. So we switched it for Funnies of the week, since posting would be all week long.
Anyways, I hope you guys and gals enjoy this stuff :)
[1171 byte] By [
IronSerif] at [2007-11-9 12:45:10]
# 1 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Just because we don't get all of the "good" and "interesting" news on our local stations and newspapers
1st Article of the Night- If you were to ever rob a gun shop (which I wouldn't suggest), try not to
rob a gunshop with a toy pistol! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=15&u=/nm/20030707/od_nm/gun_dc)
2nd Article of the Night- If you're a baseball player...try not to hit the mascots with your bat! (http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0711/1579626.html) Ok, I admit...I would have done it too...some things you just can't help
3rd Article of the Night- Still questioning any evidence of weapons of mass destruction? Well they found'em...The Spears of Mass Destruction! (http://www.democraticunderground.com/articles/03/07/12_spears.html) Watch out Lion King...
4th Article of the Night- Here's an interesting article about Gary Busey snorted *stuff* off of his dog! (http://www.nypost.com/gossip/2084.htm) Either way...I'm with busey all the way lol!
# 2 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
1st Picture of the Night- Still think downloading music is a bad idea? How about if you knew that it was for a good cause? Which good cause is that? Click here to find out! (http://nsitmc.keenspace.com/images/jlo-tetris.jpg)
2nd Picture of the Night- Whenever you're out at the bars, clubs, malls, candy shops, or wherever you "scope for chicks"...always bring with you...The Mighty Wing Man! (http://images.t-shirts.com/printed/jpegs/TSH001/large/WINGMAN.jpg) Take a hit for the team...it's your destiny. (Thanks goes to Arcanum for this one!)
# 3 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Iron, can we play a game? Sure!!
This is for all of you people who like to "snipe" during games.
Full Time Killer Shooting Game! ( http://www.andylau.com/fulltimekiller/game/shoot.html) Wow...the title says it all.
# 4 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
In a crazy mood tonight? Drink a lil much? Party a lil hard?
Good! Thought I was the only one...
If you wanna live on the edge tonight, and take it to the extreme...then I suggest you view this crazy and whacky flash thing that I don't know what its really called or how to explain it! (http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html)
*wwhheeww*
# 5 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Wanna watch a few movies? Cool! So do I ;)
1st Movie of the Night- I really don't have any comments for this...you just...have to...Check it out! (http://wookie.jaj.com/) Unbelievable...
2nd Movie of the Night- I wish I had this kids toys (http://static.ef.cdpa.nsysu.edu.tw/efun/movie/efun140_toy_cars.asf) to play with. All of the fun that I missed out on!
Leave it to Ikea to come up with a whacky commercial...
3rd Move of the Night- Ok...THIS IS GREAT. If you only check out one thing out of the funnies, THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!
What do you get when you mix, table tennis, the matrix, a low budget, and some crazy asians? You get this crazy movie!!!! (http://www.ntv.co.jp/channel/kasoh/kin10.html)
Oh...I love it...*sniffle*
That's it for now, goodnight everyone!!
# 6 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
I just got a message from a buddy reminding me to put up the strong bad email!
I think this was from 07-07-03
Strong Bad Email ( http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail79.html)
# 7 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Got some pages I want you guys to check out...
(Hint: Nothing is wrong with your browser)
A Page for Weapons of Mass Destruction (http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/)
The P0rn Can't be displayed? (http://my.core.com/~oldgrendel/cannot_find_porn.htm)
The Last Page of the Internet? (http://www.cripple-fight.com/the_end_files/the_end.html)
# 8 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
A few minutes before the church services started, the towns- people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said; "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." "Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked. "Nope, sure ain't." said the man. "Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan. "Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. "Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply. "And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of "me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."
# 9 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
wow, cool sites and stuff Iron Serif, keep em coming!
# 10 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Originally posted by reorx24
wow, cool sites and stuff Iron Serif, keep em coming!
Thanks, glad you like'em :)
# 11 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
So you think you have what it takes??
Not until you've choosen if it's either Fake or Foto! ( http://www.fakeorfoto.com/quiz.html)
# 12 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
gee, that movie (matrix stylee) had me laughing for ages... thanks for the links!!!
Stefan
# 13 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
yeah I posted the matrix/ping-pong movie and the ikea movie all over work lol!
Those were great :)
# 14 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
Hehe
c.c.r. at 2007-11-15 18:22:03 >
# 15 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
lol sweet!...gonna hafta post that on other sites tonight :)
# 16 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
I was going to say, hey I've got one of those, then I remembered what forum I am in ;) Not much point then!
Stefan
# 17 Re: Funnies: Week of 07-13-03
lol!
iPod? Whats that?? :P
