Duncans

*wonders how long this inflatable duncan thing will stick around*

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*hopes really long*

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One forum down! Infinite to go! Whoo!

*goes to the next forum hoping the inflatable duncan thing will be a comparable succes*

Originally posted by dmt1
It's an African Inflatable Duncan. Er, no I mean it's a European Inflatable Dun...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*splat*

(Because of the volume limits on the European Inflatable Duncan's, the "splat" is much less noisey than an American Splat, which would be more of a "SPLAT!!!!!" rather than a simple "splat".)

Wait.. you "splat" the inflatable Duncan? What's up with that? Why would you do something like that?

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS FOOL!

I'M COMING FOR YOU! RUN! RUN LIKE HELL! :mad:

:rolleyes: :D ;)

Originally posted by eustacescrubb

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Unmount your Duncan and voila, no more worries.

:eek::eek: :eek: :rolleyes: I am getting very very worried........

dmt1, you may have to perform a restore with the Duncan Menswear Installer. Just plug Duncan in, and run the Installer, then choose "Restore". Fresh Menswear will be installed on Duncan, but you'll lose all your music.

Chris, I think you're forgetting that John is primarily used to working with Mac-Duncans. I think you have a Wi-Duncan don't you? The Restore process is a little different for those, but it's a little late for that now, since you've already done it.

You'll need to reformat Duncan now. This will strip him of pretty much all of his talents (it doesn't take long) and personality (takes even less time), and good looks (takes quite a while, all those implants ya know).

To reformat your Inflatable Duncan, purge him of all air--reinflate.

That should take care of it.

Adam

You forgot a smiley Cate. That's bad netiquitte. Neener, neener, I'm banning you. :D ;)

(see, don't those smiley's make it all better?)

Adam

Dr Botty has just brought out the Duncan Auto Inflator which attaches via the rear port and is solar powered as it has been shown the the sun shines out of ...

http://www.dr_botty.com/Duncan/inflate

I'm so confused about all this duncan nonsense.

Timmy, won't that void my 4 year Best Buy PSP if I do that?

No this will not void your PSP. But if you do by any chance have a "freak accident" with your Duncan and he explodes, then with your PSP you can upgrade to the new 2nd Generation Inflatable Duncan. It's pretty cool. Now it sings and dances for you.

Originally posted by mongoos150
Will someone please tell Nick what a duncan is? an inflatable duncan? I'M CONFUSED!!!!

See? That's the trouble with these newbies. Nobody ever uses the search function and looks for these answers before asking questions! ;) :D

Originally posted by mongoos150
Hey! Nick's not a newbie!

Heheh. It was a joke, Nick. I was trying to imply that you've been around long enough to know how to search, dear. ;)

Nick is a strange boy who uses third person passive voice, even if he is not a newbie.

Originally posted by eustacescrubb
Inside Duncan, you'll find a manilla folder labelled (Duncan_control->device)

hihi you said Duncan's control device :p

Originally posted by dmt1
John, I did the volume limit suggestion, and now all Duncan says is "TKS, TKS, TKS" incessantly (but very loudly)....

He luvs me.. *dreams*

Originally posted by ashawley
Chris, I think you're forgetting that John is primarily used to working with Mac-Duncans. I think you have a Wi-Duncan don't you? The Restore process is a little different for those, but it's a little late for that now, since you've already done it.

You'll need to reformat Duncan now. This will strip him of pretty much all of his talents (it doesn't take long) and personality (takes even less time), and good looks (takes quite a while, all those implants ya know).

To reformat your Inflatable Duncan, purge him of all air--reinflate.

That should take care of it.

Adam

meanie.. *rolleyes*

lol!!

I'm very proud of myself right now..:D :D :rolleyes:

Well if it's anything like the iPods, it looks like it's only going to be available with the 2nd gen Duncans. There are rumours floating though. But if we start a petition, we might be able to get 1.3. :)

Yes but he does do an occasional Barry White tune in memorium. :(

Originally posted by dmt1
...But I settled for the 30 gig J Lo model.

Ahh. Great choice. You get much more for your money.;) :D

I found the J-Lo to be very unreliable - slow to start, constantly making whining noises, never happy with its case and always needing recharging

That's a typical problem with the J-Lo models Chris. It's a design flaw in the, er, jack port. On those older models they tried a different interface. The new onces have dual ports. They work much better. :D

Kurt,
So I take it you don't want the inflatable J-Lo which we have arranged to be delivered on Wednesday?

Nah, Kurt's fighting TKS over one of the earlier generation Duncans...You know, the one with the "beat the crap out of exroomates who deserve it" equalizer setting...

Glad that Chris and Timmy are still here! ;)

Originally posted by MadPict
I found the J-Lo to be very unreliable - slow to start, constantly making whining noises, never happy with its case and always needing recharging

Exactly, the Duncan is very reliable however - boots up very quickly, isn't all that loud, is always really happy with it's case and never gets tired, he's always good to go! :)

You might wanna wait for gen3 tho, it's gonna be awsome, it's rumored it's gonna have awsome features like being able to jack into other units like JLo (or other Duncans) and upload/download files :eek:

Originally posted by caterinka
Eeeeuuuuuuwwwwww!

;)

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

;)

Careful with the uploading/downloading, though...viruses can be spread.

I know it sounds seriously mad scientist/weird sci-fi movieish but has anybody tried jacking the new gen3 duncan into a human yet? Think of the possibilities, maybe he could someway jack into you and you could acces, manage and play music using just your mind, it should be awsome, I might be trying it tonight, depends on if my parents are gonna be out though. (I know it's harmless and everything, but jacking in does look quite...strange.. they'll think bad stuff!:rolleyes:)

You do actually get a free car kilt with the MacDuncan - so an added advantage there.

Ok TKS, now that's just getting gross. :) I say stick with the wi-dunk for now. Apple hasn't perfected their version yet, still a lot of flaws, like nappy hair and body parts are unproportionate.