I say: thumbs down. That show is bad. It's just not funny, and the audience seems to be composed of a bunch of frat kids who hoot and holler when the "Applause" sign lights up.Sometimes he has a guest on who's pretty funny, like Dennis Miller the other day. But Kilborn himself is just no...

10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!5. Some of my best toys run on batteries...

1. Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder and thrash on the floor. 2. Go to the mall with your roomate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off. 3. Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it. 4. Sit...

If you could meet one person from the AI boards (that you don't already know) in real life, who would it be?

What kind of holiday decorations have you/will you put up this year?Here's what I have:-Blue lights on the tree trunks (3 trees)-Clear lights on the tree branches (same trees)-Swag-style lights over garage, den (bay window) and porch-Green and frosted white lights (seperate sets) on bushes-Bl...

Enforced, prolonged life is a fate worse than death :<a href=" http://www.smh.com.au/news/0111/19/opinion/opinion1.html" target="_blank"> http://www.smh.com.au/news/0111/19/opinion/opinion1.html</a>Matter of faith: even religious doctors admitmercy killings<a href=" http://www.smh.com....

Do you believe the globe should strive for a world language, if so, what language should it be and how should it be implemented?

So, anyone else gonna be up at 6 in the morning in front of a store? :) Lots of price chopping this year, Virgin is chopping off 30% off everything apparently including PS2 systems with an Amex Blue card. Wish I had one of those cards. :(

For all you in the US, happy thanksgiving. We should remember to reflect on what's important to us, especially in these uncertain times.To all you in the rest of the world: celebrate with us. A world day of thanks should be in order at some point and now is as good a time as any. :) So wha...

I have just received this email from a friend in London who is in the IT world: [quote]Just been reading the latest IT news...AOL plans on dumping the Macintosh platform in the near future because (in their words) "there aren't enough people using them". This only applies to their support fo...

FINALLY! :D Today my site finally has attracted the 100,000th visitor! The 9th episode is going well and the quality should be quite decent when it's out. I will post some screen shots soon, so stay tuned :D

Has anybody noticed Angelina Jolie's lips? Are those things real?

I need something to heat up this cold house, the oil heat switch broke...brrr

A Declaration of Independence When in the course of human events when conditions get so intolerable that we see the need to separate ourselves from those who would punish the less fortunate in our society for their own political and financial gain it comes to the point to declare our independence...

Some people you just want to smack. I'm glad Mr. Wieseltier did it for me.WASHINGTON DIARIST<a href=" http://www.tnr.com/112601/diarist112601.html" target="_blank">Ruins</a>by Leon WieseltierPost date 11.19.01 | Issue date 11.26.01 [quote]... Muschamp remarks upon "the resemblance...

Star Trek is my all-time favorite TV show, but I've only seen Enterprise a few times. Have any of you formed an opinion about it yet?

i dont have a data cable, but i want to know if anyone know a free site that send the info to ya phone? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

I dont have a data cable, but is there i site that is free, were i can send them to my nokia 3210? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

I got jacked today on the bus. Only lost $7 bux but just thinking about it makes me want to spit. You guys ever had an experience like this and if so, what did you lose? <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

Righty here :) btw none of that both crizap :cool:

It's great to be back, but I'd like to thank flamingo for providing a home away from home at badflamingo-<a href=" http://www.xsorbit.com/users/flamingo/index.cgi" target="_blank"> http://www.xsorbit.com/users/flamingo/index.cgi</a>-during the recent difficulties here.[ 11-19-2...

"...step on the stonesflesh becomes waterwood becomes bone..."im really not sure what these words mean, but its an awesome song... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> i discovered toad the wet sprocket recently, and dont know why more people dont know of em...i...

AI...slower than Osama Bin Laden's beard growing...show me a fast message board and I'll show my pimple on my anus... <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

There are quite a number of companies out there who provide products or services that require high standards of safety and cannot tolerate corner-cutting.But, as we have all seen, time and time again businesess often cut corners and such corner cutting leads to disaster. Often times, the people ma...

I know that this may be a very sickening topic for a lot of you since this is an American dominated board. However, it is a discussion board and not a be popular board. I hope the mods will also realise that censorship never helped anyone.What makes a terrorist. Well the way I see it, you have to...

OK this is a toughy, I guess, since it's hard to narrow them down to just five - but for the sake of brevity give it a shot.Add a reason if you feel so inclined...In no particular order:Heat TrafficESBAnnie Hall/Manhattan (OK OK - so I couldn't choose just one from Woody)Cinema Paradiso...

Everyone is so concerned with Bin Laden lately...what worries me is the next bad guy on the list...Saddam Hussein knows he is next and we know he has nuclear weapons and we know he has used/attempted to use chemical/biological weapons in the past...And he is watching all this unfold and can prepar...

And for bonus points: how?

Started off pretty good. Had a great job with great people. Started dating a girl and that was good.Well, in April we broke up...bad.Then I went to London in June...absolutely fantastic! Returned and then things started going up and down...The company I work for lays off 80% of the staff and in t...

Godammit! I was up all freakin' night...had a mouse problem a month ago and it seemed all of them were gone. Uh, uh. Now they're back, totally ignoring the traps I set, running aimlessly around, making noise and shitting all over the place.I called an exterminator (the one the apartment...

Awesome. Bloody awesome. Best I've ever seen in my 19 years on this planet. I must've seen well over 200 or 250. I stopped counting after 50-something. Some just streaked by, some seemed to streak and then pop out in a flash like they were exploding. I remember this one big one that spli...

Many theatres in my area have pre-sold all the tickets this weekend so I can't watch it until next week. :eek: Anyone here seen it yet? I don't care about the story. All I care is the vfx....This movie is making so much hype and people are crazy about it... <img src="graemlins/bugey...

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check out <a href=" http://www.apple.com/retail/holidayhours.html" target="_blank">apple retail stores holiday hours</a> looks like a few new stores are going to sneak in before the end of the year... :cool: :cool: :cool: .[ 11-17-2001: Message edited by: grand illusion ]&l...

Oh, the only thing to make the new Star Wars a hit is to have Jar Jar die a miserable, horrific death. :D

Well, it's airing tonight on UPN at 9 PM EST. All I know is that it's hosted by the great William Shatner. :D I just hope it lives up to its predecessor that currently airs on the Food Network. "Yes, Fukuisan?!" :cool:

I just finished watching the new trailer, "Forbidden" and I ran across a sequence I was a bit curious about. *Anyone have any ideas at to who this fella is? http://homepage.mac.com/solishu/.Public/jedi.jpg

Mr Ugly dates our Page 3 modelBy CHARLES YATES, THE SUNLONDON - The teenager branded too ugly for a job at KFC has enjoyed a date with Page 3 stunner Danielle May. Adrian Pritchard, 18, and Danielle our National Cleavage Day winner tucked into a romantic meal at a posh hotel. She declared afterw...

This one looks AWESOME...the franchise might be okay after all.<a href=" http://starwars.apple.com/ep2/forbidden/" target="_blank"> http://starwars.apple.com/ep2/forbidden/</a>Combined with the other two, this looks to be shaping up to be a darker, more dramatic movie, in much the way "E...

Some may have seen this...still pretty funny <a href=" http://www.its.caltech.edu/~po/gangsta.html" target="_blank"> http://www.its.caltech.edu/~po/gangsta.html</a>

:) <a href=" http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,38802,00.html" target="_blank"> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,38802,00.html</a>My favorite part?"Shani Manor, a 17-year-old from Israel, was teary-eyed as she emerged from the rubble of the twin towers where her cousin died. She was...

7:00 central, ABC Anyone want to guess the top level reached tonight? I say given the celeb-level questions 4 right at the most. Oh, well, any dumb answers will be forgiven once the Fashion Show starts. :eek: Jeff

I haven't been to the movies in a while. Maybe I can talk somebody into seeing this one with me. (I'm not really in the mood for another "chick flick" right now.) Has anybody here seen this one yet?FilmMatt Zoller Seitz<a href=" http://www.nypress.com/14/46/film/film2.cfm" target="_bla...

The other thread is being hijacked, speak your mind here. The best way to start a flamewar is to make it sound as innocent as possible from the outset...Where do you stand, Pro-Life or Pro-Choice?groverat == Pro-Choice[ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>...

Hopefully the dearth of good movies will end soon -- Im looking forward to Lord of the Rings and the remake of the Time Machine. Hey, how was Monsters Inc. ? :)

I'm sure there are others out there who've had the misfortune of being laid off. The bay area is disaster area wrt the job market.So, are you unemployed and want to share in the misery?Or perhaps you have tips or job leads for fellow mac heads...One thing's for sure: this sucks!...

How should the American media act during war time?1. Be pro-American in their coverage. Not present the other side's propaganda. Not present information about civilian casualties caused by American bombs in Afghanistan. Reporters are citizens like any other, and should support the troops and...

I had almost all my computer hardware damaged/destroyed shipping UPS ground from Winnipeg (Canada) to Florida.Here's some images of my shipment:Just trying to spread the word. Go FedEX!My PowerMac: http://homepage.mac.com/simonster/.cv/simonster/Sites/.Pictures/g41.jpg-thumb_273_205.jpgMy Powe...

I am resurrecting this thread just because it was so much fun at the old AI.Here's how it goes: you post a vote as to your opinion of the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, along with a link to a picture of her (or a small pic in the thread itself - I got yelled at when I started posting 2 MB...

organic chemistry is pure evil, and nothing but. have u ever really hated something w/ a passion?? pure hatred... i have never felt so strong about anything......... its satan himself taking the form of a branch of science...an interesting approach to ruling the world...